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Duer 157099

(17,742 posts) Tue Sep 3, 2013, 02:58 AM Sep 2013

I have long suspected this to be the case.

Promiscuity begins with dirty hands! I knew it!

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I have long suspected this to be the case. (Original Post) Duer 157099 Sep 2013 OP

And provide that you and he practice the most basic hygeine so bloody what? TheMadMonk Sep 2013 #1

Maybe I'll stop shaking hands. In_The_Wind Sep 2013 #2

I was misinformed about the secret handshake... bluesbassman Sep 2013 #3

TheMadMonk

(6,187 posts)

1. And provide that you and he practice the most basic hygeine so bloody what?

Reply to Duer 157099 (Original post)

Tue Sep 3, 2013, 04:17 AM

Sep 2013

...It's skin on skin contact. No worse (possibly better) than someone who's just scratched a damp armpit.

First rule of pepper preparation and bog cleaning :- Wash your hands BEFORE you pick your nose. (Or anybody else's)

In other words, simply base where you plan on putting your filthy paws next on where they have recently been. Clean them as appropriate and otherwise enjoy the free healthcare.