Snooki is pregnant

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Snooki is pregnant

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is about to drop her most scandalous bombshell ever, Star magazine has exclusively learned.

The pint-sized reality star and her boyfriend of a year, Jionni LaValle, are expecting their first child, reveals the upcoming issue of Star.

“She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” an insider said.

Never one to keep her mouth shut, the 24-year-old can’t resist hinting publicly at her baby joy, explained the source: “She’s been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.”

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/02/jersey-shore-snooki-pregnant

[rocktivity]

1. When informed that Elvis had died, a Hollywood agent allegedly responded:

"GREAT career move!"


rocktvity

[Liberal Veteran]

2. We will now pause for a moment of silence for the gene pool. -nt

[Wait Wut]

4. Thank you.

I wasn't sure what to say. This will do.

[HopeHoops]

3. Who?

Just kidding. I know she's some something or another from some TV show that I wouldn't have watched even when I DID watch TV.

[tabbycat31]

5. Ok let her ride off into the sunset with her baby

And while we're at it, can we ban her permanently from ever setting foot in the state of New Jersey?

[Demonaut]

6. can I shoot myself now?

why did I click this post?