Bunny thinks it's a sheepdog

[pokerfan]

That's pretty impressive herding for a herbivore...

[HopeHoops]

1. I have a bunny. You don't want to fuck with them. "With big... and he can jump..."

Monty Python reference - "Holy Grail".

[pokerfan]

2. "That rabbit's dynamite!"

[HopeHoops]

3. "Of COURSE. The Holy Hand Grenade. It's one of the artifacts Brother Robert carries with him."

[pokerfan]

4. Yeah

Always makes me think of Mark Twain's War Prayer:

"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle – be Thou near them! With them – in spirit – we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it – for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.

[nolabear]

5. That'll do, rabbit. That'll do.

And BOY sheep are dumb.

[pokerfan]

6. maybe border collies aren't really that smart after all

Just smarter than sheep, I guess. Which really isn't saying much.

[progressoid]

7. This one knows over 1000 words.

[pokerfan]

10. touche

Posted that on Sunday. Still, it's overkill if a bunny can do their job.

[progressoid]

11. And how often do you need to herd 1000 stuffed animals?

[sudopod]

8. This is just the best. nt

[sakabatou]

9. I have a cat that thinks she's a dog.

[hunter]

12. It's funny how, infrequently, a dim bulb will light in the sheep's mind...

"Hey, wait a minute! That's no dog!"

And then for just a fleeting instant they'll hold their ground and challenge Mr. Rabbit.

And then, "Noooooooo... no, please, please, Mr. Rabbit, don't hurt me! I didn't mean it! You are the DOG!"

[siligut]

13. That's because those sheep end up in the stew pot.

Can't have uppity, disobedient sheep you know.