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Help...I've been laying around the sofa, and its gloomy gray outside, and I don't feel like doing anything..can someone help peel me off the sofa? I was supposed to be at the gym 2 hrs ago..
ConcernedCanuk
(13,509 posts).
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You'll think of something
CC
rug
(82,333 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)the TV has been on ID TV for the last few hours...
csziggy
(34,138 posts)Or under the couch. Either way, you're probably gonna have to get up to find it.
Sorry about the bad news...
My TV gets left on the "Recorded TV" channel - I'll fall asleep watching some program I recorded, the program ends and the system goes on the screen saver mode. What's really bad is there are countless "Perry Mason" and "Mission Impossible" episodes I've seen the first part of but slept through the end.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)No wonder you can't get off the sofa - you are depressed and afraid that your local pastor's wife (who is having an affair with the town undertaker) is after you because you know about her affair and her plan to kill her husband to drum up business for said undertaker and for the insurance policy on her husband. Don't get off the sofa, get under it! She is waiting for you at the gym - DO NOT GO TO THE GYM!
mucifer
(23,572 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)NewThinkingChance40
(289 posts)have cold beer and pizza ready
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Avalux
(35,015 posts)I have things to do....but I don't want to go out in the heat. I hate, hate, hate summer in Texas!
Sorry, that didn't help you much!
olddots
(10,237 posts)DebJ
(7,699 posts)but you never actually go inside so it isn't very effective.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)parked my car...grabbed my stuff, and then changed my mind and then drove off again
DebJ
(7,699 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)To be glued to the couch because I can use the sofa king cool smilie. Now do as the smilie does and you'll be all bounced up.
Boomerproud
(7,968 posts)I've had many of those.
There's a Girl Group special on PBS right now-that might get ya off the couch.
grasswire
(50,130 posts)Boomerproud
(7,968 posts)Supremes, Martha and the Vandelas, Crystals, Ronettes etc etc etc. Good stuff is you were around back then.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)Iggo
(47,571 posts)You don't need any help.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)to grab some chips,dip,beer and wine...and now its got be back in its clutches..
rug
(82,333 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Do you know how many people die of sofacation every year?