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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Sat Jul 27, 2013, 02:32 PM Jul 2013

Excuse me, sir, reservation for MFM?

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Excuse me, sir, reservation for MFM? (Original Post) Major Nikon Jul 2013 OP

! BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2013 #1

"No, sir. We do not offer a discount for having no luggage." nt Wounded Bear Jul 2013 #2

!!! polly7 Jul 2013 #3

I tell the hookers my room number so they won't have to stop at the desk NightWatcher Jul 2013 #4

Later that day in the hotel lobby... bluesbassman Jul 2013 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2013 #6

thank goodness Mother MFM always told little MFM to wear rurallib Jul 2013 #7

It just occured to me the guy who took this pic... Locut0s Jul 2013 #8

Well. at least the underwear is clean Yavin4 Jul 2013 #9

"Do you have reservations?" Turbineguy Jul 2013 #10

Me too In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #11

That's not the Mom. Chan790 Jul 2013 #12

Clerk: "Yes sir, let me see if we have a room available... pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #13

and can you have housekeeping remove the bathroom door? Kali Jul 2013 #14

LOL! pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #15

mandatory blender Kali Jul 2013 #16

They're actually OK with the nakedidity part as long as I promised never to do THIS again: MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #18

boy cut bottoms are in. Baitball Blogger Jul 2013 #20

I had SUCH a wedgie thaat the only thing THOSE boy-cut bottoms were in was my crack! MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #22

This message was self-deleted by its author MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #17

Don't MAKE me come out there!!!!! MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #21

MFM got so flustered he had to delete his own response. Baitball Blogger Jul 2013 #19

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

1. !

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Sat Jul 27, 2013, 02:37 PM

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Wounded Bear

(58,670 posts)

2. "No, sir. We do not offer a discount for having no luggage." nt

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Sat Jul 27, 2013, 02:47 PM

Jul 2013

polly7

(20,582 posts)

3. !!!

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Sat Jul 27, 2013, 02:50 PM

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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

4. I tell the hookers my room number so they won't have to stop at the desk

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Sat Jul 27, 2013, 02:54 PM

Jul 2013

But hey, that's just me

bluesbassman

(19,374 posts)

5. Later that day in the hotel lobby...

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Sat Jul 27, 2013, 02:55 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon This message was self-deleted by its author.

rurallib

(62,423 posts)

7. thank goodness Mother MFM always told little MFM to wear

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Sat Jul 27, 2013, 09:50 PM

Jul 2013

clean underwear!

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)

8. It just occured to me the guy who took this pic...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2013, 12:17 AM

Jul 2013

Must have done so quickly and or very surreptitiously. That or he had a lot of balls. I'd want to take a pic too, but my main concern would be the guy loosing it at me

Yavin4

(35,442 posts)

9. Well. at least the underwear is clean

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Sun Jul 28, 2013, 12:24 AM

Jul 2013

Gotta give him credit for that.

Turbineguy

(37,343 posts)

10. "Do you have reservations?"

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Sun Jul 28, 2013, 08:55 AM

Jul 2013

"Yes, but I came anyway!"

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

11. Me too

Reply to Turbineguy (Reply #10)

Sun Jul 28, 2013, 09:16 AM

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Chan790

(20,176 posts)

12. That's not the Mom.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2013, 09:55 AM

Jul 2013

Everybody knows the Mom goes commando to the lobby, only covering the necessary bits.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

13. Clerk: "Yes sir, let me see if we have a room available...

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #12)

Sun Jul 28, 2013, 10:32 AM

Jul 2013

...on the backside. And, by the way, we do NOT call them 'posterior rooms.'"

Kali

(55,014 posts)

14. and can you have housekeeping remove the bathroom door?

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Sun Jul 28, 2013, 07:06 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

15. LOL!

Reply to Kali (Reply #14)

Sun Jul 28, 2013, 07:12 PM

Jul 2013

And I hope Room Service stocked up on 'girly drinks'...

Kali

(55,014 posts)

16. mandatory blender

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Sun Jul 28, 2013, 07:22 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

18. They're actually OK with the nakedidity part as long as I promised never to do THIS again:

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Sun Jul 28, 2013, 08:03 PM

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Baitball Blogger

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20. boy cut bottoms are in.

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Sun Jul 28, 2013, 08:04 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

22. I had SUCH a wedgie thaat the only thing THOSE boy-cut bottoms were in was my crack!

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Sun Jul 28, 2013, 08:08 PM

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MiddleFingerMom This message was self-deleted by its author.

MiddleFingerMom

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21. Don't MAKE me come out there!!!!!

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Baitball Blogger

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19. MFM got so flustered he had to delete his own response.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sun Jul 28, 2013, 08:04 PM

Jul 2013

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