So you think this guy has a chance on those "dating" sites?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

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[Chan790]

1. Yeah. Pretty sure.

[font color="002ec3"]My Self-summary[/font]
I am a thoroughly-modern dog living in Park Slope with my owner/roommate Beth who enjoys leg-humping, table-humping, mailman-chasing and bones. I'm originally from Alabama but moved to Brooklyn 1 year ago when Beth got a job outta college as an actress working on a "Soap Opera" (whatever that is. I just know that sometimes she appears on that funny box in the room really really small and I bark and bark but she doesn't respond.) and I got a job as a mailman-chaser; it's really cool.

[font color="002ec3"]What I'm doing with my life[/font]
I'm a mailman-chaser and I graduated Summa con Laude from South Alabama Obedience School. In my free time I enjoy humping things, chasing things, spending time with my best friend, Tennis Ball, and cruising the streets of the Slope. If it's Saturday, you can find me at the dog park.

[font color="002ec3"]I'm looking for[/font]
*Everybody
*Ages 3-11
*Near Me
*for Activity Partners, Short-term Dating

[In_The_Wind]

2. hmmm

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Why not?