In honor or the royal spawn

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Two men were talking in a pub in England. One of them asked the
other what he did for a living, and he said, "I take care of the
dogs owned by the royal family."

When asked if he liked his work, the man replied, "Well, all
that selective in-breeding has led to low intelligence and bad
temperament. Oh, and the dogs aren't much better."