Picking up chicks

[Major Nikon]

[In_The_Wind]

1. Is that how it's done?

[Locut0s]

2. Wow that's...

... disturbingly human. The way he drags the chicken into his "home" as if he feels he needs privacy for the, well... Yeah strange on so many levels.

[BainsBane]

11. I could say so much here

but won't.

[olddots]

3. no diner -no movie ???????

[Taverner]

4. Keep on fucking that chicken

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. There are three dogs -- two large chow/labs (??) and a small/med poodle mix and two older cats.

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... where I live now.
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The poodle is an indiscriminate, though VERY ineffectual humper (for reasons
of anonymity, referred to hereafter as "Humpboy&quot .
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Humpboy will try to hump both dogs and cats, but is IMMEDIATELY discouraged
by a growl or a hiss (without so much as a backward glance).
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One of the big dogs has become the self-appointed guardian of the other three.
She has an UNCANNY ability to spot Humpboy's, well... to spot Humpboy's
"intentionables" -- even from across the room where she appears to be dozing.
She'll bark or growl menacingly when Humpboy is still several steps behind his
intended humpee. This causes him to veer off and stop, while looking VERY
confused.
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He hasn't been eying up any humans yet... but it's just a matter of time and
frustration.
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I'm scared.
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Hold me.
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[Major Nikon]

8. I don't know what it is about poodles, but they seem to be chronic humpers

They also don't seem to be very discriminatory. Other pets, stuffed toys, furniture, and people all seem to be fair game.

"The heart wants what it wants."
-- Woody Allen

[Katashi_itto]

6. I've no idea.

[No Vested Interest]

9. Funniest thing I've seen all day!

Laughed out loud!

[pinboy3niner]

10. I TOLD you MFM was a bad influence!

[rurallib]

12. junior

[A Simple Game]

13. Where is Rick Santorum when you need him? Oh my God, does this mean he was right? n/t

[antiquie]

14. I was going to steal it

but then I saw where it is linked from and got scared.

[Major Nikon]

15. You can go to google and do a search by image

To find other sources. I just pick the one that seems to load the fastest.

[hunter]

16. The site is not what it sounds like.

... I wasted some time there, and some of the news posts are gory (murders and stuff) but I found this gem:

The Chinese version of "The Ugly Duckling" story truly is amazing...

http://beijingcream.com/2013/07/this-chinese-version-of-the-ugly-duckling-story-is-amazing

http://offbeatchina.com/the-chinese-ugly-duckling



Also this picture of North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-un visiting a mushroom farm:



All the mushrooms seem very happy to see him.

[antiquie]

20. Duckling story was interesting.

Thanks for checking the site; I've had some a couple of "beastly" clicking misadventures that have made me more cautious. (Apologies, Major, I should have known it was safe.)

[MicaelS]

17. Here's the director's cut.

[mainer]

18. Disturbing! Chickens can be mean, so I'm surprised she didn't fight back

Try and take a hen's eggs, and she will attack you like a velociraptor.

[MicaelS]

19. My thoughts too.

That was one "unruffled" chicken.