19 Signs You’re Too Old For This Crap

[KG]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexnaidus/signs-youre-too-old-for-this-crap

1. You cannot understand why anyone would go to a crushingly overcrowded bar. On purpose.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. i ain't old but i been around a long time

[Chan790]

2. Of the 19 things on that list...

I was too old for 8 of that shit when I was the age for that shit. 3 of those I've always been too old for that shit.

It's okay. I'm smart, worldly and charming...I'm the guy that's stealing their 23 year old women.

[cantbeserious]

3. Too Old For 18 Of The 19 - Time For Me To Mosey On Down The Road

eom

[Angleae]

4. 18 of 19 here.

You're never too old for cupcakes.

[In_The_Wind]

5. I was too old for some of that crap 30 years ago.

[mainer]

6. I'm too old to know what dubstep is. What is it?

and wtf is Amazeballs? I guess I'm doubly too old.

[KG]

7. you could google both terms, but i can assure you that you are living a complete and

fulfilling life without knowing...

[Iggo]

8. 18.5

I still do metal shows up at Glen Helen (or whatever it's called these days). Shows like OzzFest and Mayhem. Second stage is festival. Main stage is seating. I can handle a couple hours of standing near the back of the crush, knowing that I have real good seats coming up. (That's another thing I'm too old for: lawn tickets.) If the whole thing was festival, I'd stay home.

Case in point: I'm going to Summer Slaughter today at The Observatory in OC. No seats. Starts at 3pm. Not a chance in hell I'm standing around for eight hours till the headliner comes on. So sorry, Dillinger Escape Plan, but I got my own escape plan. I'm leaving right after my nephew's band plays. I gotta work tomorrow to pay for my health insurance, know'm say'n?

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. I am SO over it,

I think I was born over it! I was recently spotted at a Dylan concert, butI don't think any sane person would count that

[femmocrat]

10. Yep, all of them.

I don't know what some of them are either. Nor do I care.

I would like to be young enough to enjoy a crowded bar again though.

[Aristus]

11. I was too old for 13 before I was old enough to be in them.