joke: An Older Guy, With a Younger Woman...

[Stuart G]

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday

evening with a gorgeous young gal on his arm. He told the jeweler he was

looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked

through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very

special."

With that, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another

ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at $40,000", the jeweler said. The

young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by

cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write

it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds.Then I'll

come by and pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no

money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend that I

had?"

[many a good man]

1. Here's another

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.