The biscuits in the Army...

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

...they say are mighty fine.
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine.

[Chan790]

1. Sounds like the US Army could use a decent baker or pastry chef. n/t

[AnneD]

2. The coffee in the Army they say is mighty fine...

Looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine.

[Brigid]

4. In the Marine Corps,

It tastes like iodine.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

7. The coffee in the Navy they say it is the best.

I heard a minor spill removes the tattoos from your chest.

[Brigid]

3. The "chicken" verse:

They say that in the Marine Corps
the chicken's mighty fine
But mine jumped off the table and
Started marking time

Oooo I don't want no more of boot cap life!
Gee mom I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I wanna go
Hooome

[Brigid]

5. And this one:

Oh some guys like the Army
I think that it's a mess
If it's so darn terrific
Why do I wear a dress?

-- Corporal Klinger

[Aristus]

6. The sergeants in the Army they say are mighty fine,

One tripped over a log
And squashed a pal of mine...