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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMFM: what Kali calls a "girly-drink" calmed him down after his traumatic experience in the bathroom
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Oh, sure... I can hear you saying, "But, but, butt... EVERY day is a traumatic day with MFM in the bathroom."
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Don't think I can't.
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MFM: what Kali calls a "girly-drink" calmed him down after his traumatic experience in the bathroom (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Jul 2013
OP
I don't like t'brag or nothin'... but I WAS rather legendary in the Mummers.
MiddleFingerMom
Jul 2013
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It's the "que-que dance"... the one right after the "pee-pee dance"... ... proved to be insufficient
MiddleFingerMom
Jul 2013
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olddots
(10,237 posts)1. MFM where did you get that outfit ?
was that when you were in the Mummers Drinking Brigade ?
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)2. I don't like t'brag or nothin'... but I WAS rather legendary in the Mummers.
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They even coined a term in my honor.
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femmocrat
(28,394 posts)3. You got the moves, MFM!
What is the name of that, uh.... "dance"?
Kali
(55,019 posts)4. that's the one he does when he can't get the bathroom door open from the OUTSIDE
Paulie
(8,462 posts)5. With the bottles in hand what would be the hury?
Oh. Never mind.
olddots
(10,237 posts)6. At our age bathrooms are gyms
it takes us longer to work out .
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)7. But we HAVE to be surprisingly fast to make it in there in time..
(you older Moms will understand this).
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)8. Make it ON TIME?!?!?!? Oh...you.re funny. Yes,you are.
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(spoken as an older "-Mom".)
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MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)9. It's the "que-que dance"... the one right after the "pee-pee dance"... ... proved to be insufficient
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You can tell by my, um... "fluid" moves.
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On a positive note... it certainly makes cops think twice about
putting you on their back seat.
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