LFR sadly wonders why no one makes jokes about her in the Lounge?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

Then she remembers that little outburst....
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But it was just that once!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Lady Freedom Returns...

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. Hey there Peggy!

How is your Vacation?
Been seeing some of your pics and getting jealous!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. It's a great vacation!

Please don't be jealous...

Vacations are hard work!

[In_The_Wind]

4. Because ... we love you too much

[EdwardSmith74]

5. A naked LFR walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 3' salami under the other...

The bartender says "so, I guess you won't be needing a drink."

The naked LFR says "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" (crash)

I've never found the punch line to that joke, and I'm starting to think there isn't one. ("Breakfast Club" - John Bender crawling through the ceiling back to the library)

[Lady Freedom Returns]

7. "Breakfast Club"- classic!

That is a great movie, no matter what your age is!

[EdwardSmith74]

9. We just watched it again the other night - VCR.

[ConcernedCanuk]

6. You WANT people to make jokes about you??

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Me ole Canuck brain is tryna figure that one out.

I'm sorta simple . . .

CC

[madinmaryland]

8. An oldie, but goodie...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving Lady Freedom Returns her daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Lady Freedom Returns exclaims. "That's terrible!"

Her staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Lady Freedom Returns sits, head in hands.

Finally, Lady Freedom Returns looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Lady Freedom Returns]

10. HA!!!!!

Sad part is, I might ask that. Depending on how much I was drinking to put up with being within 50 feet of Rumsfeld!