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knock knock, who's there? (Original Post)
Kali
Jul 2013
OP
You know, visiting you was on my list but not if I'm going to get a scorpion on my ass.
rug
Jul 2013
#10
Corn cob... Corn cob who? That's the only way you're getting out of here.
EdwardSmith74
Jul 2013
#11
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)1. When is an outhouse not an OUT house?
Kali
(55,011 posts)2. oh hai!
GentryDixon
(2,952 posts)3. It looks like my Aunt Mable's
privy in the Grand Teton area of Wyoming.
When we were children I hated having to use it. It was painted up quite lovely inside, but I always envisioned a spider crawling up and biting my butt.
Kali
(55,011 posts)4. hell, worse than that happens in my INDOOR privy
But I guess you are accustomed to them in Arizona. Shudder. I would freak out.
PuffedMica
(1,061 posts)6. WOW! Scorpion print toilet paper
You must shop at Target.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)7. That is/was a live one not print.
PuffedMica
(1,061 posts)8. Target is so much superior to Wal Mart
You can even get live scorpions there.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)9. I haven't done very much shopping lately.
Mostly BJ's Club, a few local supermarkets. Oh and Pet Smart & Pet Co.
rug
(82,333 posts)10. You know, visiting you was on my list but not if I'm going to get a scorpion on my ass.
ConcernedCanuk
(13,509 posts)14. Could be worse
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CC
EdwardSmith74
(282 posts)11. Corn cob... Corn cob who? That's the only way you're getting out of here.
noamnety
(20,234 posts)12. Zimmerman's lawyer? (nt)
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)13. nokku! nokku!! Dare ga arimasu ka?
How to start a knock knock joke in Japanese..