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Bertha Venation

(21,484 posts) Fri Jun 28, 2013, 04:55 PM Jun 2013

How to get 30 women in the exact same spot within 15 seconds.

Hit a law firm building with lightning.

It hit the rail of a balcony about 100 feet from where I am sitting at my desk. All we assistants and attorneys on this floor (yep, all women, at least on this floor) flocked. Two unfortunate souls were talking in the conference room where the balcony is, and they screamed. Can't blame them.

I love thunderstorms -- to an extent . . .

(let the off-color comments commence)

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How to get 30 women in the exact same spot within 15 seconds. (Original Post) Bertha Venation Jun 2013 OP

LOL In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #1

I may have to give that a try! KamaAina Jun 2013 #2

I hope you took along a change of underwear. LeftofObama Jun 2013 #3

Zapping it to ya Paulie Jun 2013 #4

Damn, that would be impressive! What does the rail look like now; is petronius Jun 2013 #5

"How to get 30 women in the exact same spot within 15 seconds." Well, I don't like to brag or nothin MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 #6

DUzy (nt) UrbScotty Jun 2013 #7

Ohhh hawt Dash87 Jun 2013 #10

I thought you were going to say: Bring in a bag of expensive Chocolate. BlueJazz Jun 2013 #8

There's also the method of calling up 30 of your best female friends Taverner Jun 2013 #9

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. LOL

Reply to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 04:56 PM

Jun 2013

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

2. I may have to give that a try!

Reply to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 05:49 PM

Jun 2013

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)

3. I hope you took along a change of underwear.

Reply to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 06:43 PM

Jun 2013

I know I would have needed it!

Paulie

(8,462 posts)

4. Zapping it to ya

Reply to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 06:57 PM

Jun 2013

petronius

(26,602 posts)

5. Damn, that would be impressive! What does the rail look like now; is

Reply to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:13 PM

Jun 2013

there damage, scarring, melting? (Not that I think you should go out and look too closely - lightning really can strike twice in the same place after all...)