I'll give the NSA something to eavesdrop!

[Crowman1979]

Next phone call I'll make with involve blowing a loud safety whistle into the receiver. Let's see how they like that! But done worry, I'll warn the person I'm calling beforehand.

[Chan790]

1. I had a girlfriend in college...

whose father was very obviously into organized crime and we were pretty sure that the phones were bugged so whenever we'd call each other we'd intentionally use phrases and words that would fuck with the FBI guys.

"How was your Art History quiz?"
"Oh, I fucking murdered it."

"I have your umbrella, we'll make the hand-off at the bench in the park by the student center."

"It's our thing."