A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

[pokerfan]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_flavor

[NYC_SKP]

1. A boar's penis is small and thin and corkscrew-shaped. A Tapir's is like a jumbo baseball bat.

Facts!

[Chan790]

6. Ducks also have helix-shaped penises...with spines.

The genus Anatidae which includes ducks, geese and swans are one of the few genii of birds to have penises. Most birds have cloacae (uniform sex-organ openings common to both genders that contain organs for copulation, defecation and urination) and breed by the male mounting the female and shoving their cloacae together.

Ducks have the largest penises among all birds.

Most Anatidae are only capable of breeding on the water for physiological reasons.

[NYC_SKP]

12. I had to Google that. Found a pic:

I learn so much on the DU!

[In_The_Wind]

24. I didn't know that.

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. I am going to look askance at you

for just knowing that!..........

[BainsBane]

13. I don't think I'll ever forget that tapir video clip

[NYC_SKP]

14. This is why animals don't wear pants.

I mean, how could a tailor accommodate an appendage like that?

[Yavin4]

26. Never ask a Tapir for help getting something off the top shelf

I learned that lesson the hard way.

[BainsBane]

28. DUzy!

[MrSlayer]

16. Hence the term "screwing".

Yep.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

18. I had the...uh...pleasure (?) -

of seeing a tapir mating in progress at the SF Zoo. It literally stopped me dead in my tracks. To say it was equally mesmerizing and horrifying would be an understatement.

[NYC_SKP]

19. One wonders if it's God's sense of humor.

I can't imagine. The physical dynamics of such an act.

When just a couple of skinny corkscrew inches can accomplish the same task.

The poor beasts.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

21. The hole corkscrew think is going to --

give me nightmares. The weirdest thing about the tapir penis was not the size but its dexterity -- it looked as if it were a sock puppet with an arm in it! Nature sure is some freaky ass shit. Gotta love it.

[trof]

2. Well, I didn't know that.

[pokerfan]

3. Me neither

Science!

[trof]

4. I'm trying to imagine going "UNH-UNH-UNH....AHHHHHHHHHHHH" for 30 minutes.

I can't.

[lindysalsagal]

15. I'd be hoarse for days

[In_The_Wind]

5. That's hot!

Not

[catnhatnh]

7. I love bacon enough to admit....

I'm lookin' to find me a 45 minute pig!

[Generic Brad]

8. I now want to be reincarnated as a pig

Either that, or a bonobo monkey.

[pokerfan]

10. Better a pig

than a bird.

[AsahinaKimi]

9. "These are for science!!"

[MrSlayer]

17. And a lion can do it 30 times in a day.

Which is more desirable?

[Scuba]

30. Not just do it 30 times a day, but do it very well ....

[BainsBane]

32. Hmmm

Makes me wish I were a lion.

[MrSlayer]

33. Haha!

Brilliant!

[IdaBriggs]

20. Rec. Because it is Science. :) nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

22. Show me your "Oink" face!!! That's enough. That's enough. No, really... that's enough!!!

[Bucky]

23. So the next time some woman calls me a pig...

I can only say "I wish!"

[KamaAina]

25. Hence the phrase "Happy as a pig in..."

oh, never mind.

[olddots]

27. Now you're telling me republicans have 30 minute orgasms ?

I could believe democrats ,but republicans ?

[pink-o]

29. Another reason we can't possibly be made in God's image!

Bad enough that He didn't give us wings. Nor the ability to gorge in October, sleep thru the winter and wake up skinny in March. Now He lets a cloven-hoofed non-kosher animal get off for a whole half hour????

Why does God hate humans?

[Scuba]

31. DUzy