How do you want to die?

[Bucky]

Option A: chewed to bits by large (but not "giant&quot turtles.







Option B: crushed between the legs of a 50 foot woman.

3 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Chewed up by turtles
	0 (0%)
	Crushed by megagams
	1 (33%)
	How do you know those turtles ain't saving her from a psycho-slasher?
	2 (67%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Arugula Latte]

1. Smothered by kittens.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. death by chocolate

if the bacon don't get me, the chocolate will

[RebelOne]

4. Chocolate is the only way to go. n/t

[trof]

6. Chicken Fried Chocolate Covered Bacon!

YEAH!

[rrneck]

9. I may die before my time with arteries like lead pipes

but I'll go with a smile on my face and a pork chop in my hand.

[Generic Brad]

21. I'm doing that right now!

I won a $50 gift certificate to a local candy store. That is a lot of chocolate I picked up today! My wife and I are eating our way through it.

[PuffedMica]

3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Uncle James

Not screaming in terror like the other three people in the car he was driving.

[Rhiannon12866]

18. OMG!

[magical thyme]

29. OMFD!

[Separation]

5. Hopefully

When its my time to go, I will not be in pain, I will have loved ones by my side, and it will be nice and quite. Not like some of the death I have had to witness in my line of work.

Thankfully, I will be retiring in 3 months to the hills of Tn.. So hopefully, it wont be in a freak moonshine accident.

[olddots]

7. I want to die laughing

[MrMickeysMom]

8. I want to die knowing...

... there will be one child more to carry on....

.... to carry on!

[rug]

10. Chewed to bits by a 50 ft. woman.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

11. temporarily...

...followed by a party celebrating my rising from the dead

[Boomerproud]

12. Soon.

n/t

[pipi_k]

13. Other...

Weasels

[HappyMe]

14. lol!

Well, I like the idea of dying a Sin Happy Vacationist!

[7wo7rees]

22. Excellent post!

[In_The_Wind]

15. In my bed

[DFW]

16. Hey, wait. The 50 foot woman is a fake! Know how I can tell?

Her attire. The only thing with that cup size is an airplane hangar.

[Moondog]

17. Shot to death, at age 92, by a jealous husband.

[Major Nikon]

30. ...a jealous husband of a supermodel

on my 99th birthday.

[TheMightyFavog]

19. “In my own bed, at the age of 80...

with a bellyful of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.”

--Tyrion Lannister

[LostOne4Ever]

20. Turtles are Awesome

They are soooo trying to save the woman!

[Agschmid]

23. I voted for megamams...

But I'd prefer a more gay friendly option...

Like crushed by incredibly stacked thighs from doing squats? It might be a little past my bed time huh?

[Xyzse]

24. There was this story

About a magician who wanted to die by being sat on by an elephant while making love to twins.

[Locut0s]

25. "Death by snu snu", nt.

[hrmjustin]

26. I want peace at the last!

[Taverner]

28. Opiate overdose of some sort

I have my pride, ya know!

[Major Nikon]

31. ...