Can anyone recommend a stool softener?

[NightWatcher]

This one is not very comfy on its own
















Ha ha, you thought this was going to be a post about poop.















oh damn, it was

[olddots]

1. that was a good stool sample

You rarely hear the word stool used in the poopy way outside of the medical circles.

Sitting on a bar stool sounds different now .

[NightWatcher]

2. I just saw a commercial for one during the lunch hour

Arent there certain things that do not need advertising. If the need arises, you'll get it taken care of without consulting a commercial.

[KurtNYC]

3. Termites.

[Incitatus]

4. I was going to say Taco Bell

But in this case, if you eat enough McDonald's the stool will feel softer when you sit on it.

[NightWatcher]

5. I can't eat Taco Hell. I recently had to stop drinking

And NO ONE should eat that stuff sober.

[Chan790]

6. PEG-80.

Effective both as a laxative and for increasing the pliability of wood.

[ConcernedCanuk]

7. yup! - 2 things come to mind.

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A pillow

OR

a fat ass!



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