Call a Dr if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours...

[Locut0s]

You hear this warning on every ED advertisement. The condition is called priapism and can be dangerous. The thing that gets me is that it suggests that erections lasting up to 3+ hours are nothing to worry about, maybe even expected. Hah.

[Moondog]

1. Hell, I'd be happy with just a couple of hours.

Damn. I'd have a party. And alert the media.

[Locut0s]

2. Party at moondogs house and everyone's... wait what?...

D: ... Run away! Run for you lives!

[Moondog]

5. ** snicker **

[Kennah]

25. Oh bad Zoot. Bad, bad, bad Zoot.

[ohiosmith]

3. I'd call one if,......

I didn't!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

6. Yeah, yeah, yeah...

if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that bit of blarney, I'd be as rich as Bill Gates!

[ohiosmith]

8. If I has a nickel for every time I proved it i'd have

five cents! But,....once was enough!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

9. Once is never enough...

where do you get such 'puritanical' ideas?

[ohiosmith]

11. Only had to prove it once!

In the pudding and all that!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

12. A likely story....

or I could ask...'no more takers?"

[ohiosmith]

13. The uh,....market dwindled!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

14. Before of after....

something else dwindled?

[ohiosmith]

15. The IPO remained viable!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

17. Oh dear! A public offering....

How very,..... audacious!

[dawg]

19. Oh noooooooo!

Not in the pudding!

[Kennah]

26. We'll just tell your mother we ate the whole pie.

[In_The_Wind]

4. After 3 1/2 hours ... I'll call. Ok.

[ConcernedCanuk]

23. I suspect you may never need to make that call

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If you ain't laughing by now,

you never will.

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(you ARE laughing, - right??)

[olddots]

7. i had one from 7th thru 12th grade

[Sekhmets Daughter]

10. OMG!

[ConcernedCanuk]

20. and now??

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Curious people want to know . . .

(no pictures please)

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[RILib]

16. Out of macabre curiousity

what goes wrong with the body that causes this?

[ConcernedCanuk]

22. Most male erections are caused by the brain

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or lack of it!



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[beemer27]

18. My reaction

There ain't now way I would waste my time calling a doctor if it lasted over 4 hours. I'd be on the phone bragging to everyone I know.

[ConcernedCanuk]

21. Hell no! - I'll call a few girls I know!

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Save the taxpayers some money.

we got universal healthcare ya know.



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[TrogL]

24. Here's what the doctor does

My former partner who was of questionable sanity would take Viagra even though he didn't need it. We were such frequent visitors to the ER the doctor took me aside and told me the trick.

Simply describe in extraordinary gory terms what will happen if it doesn't go down. Mention blood spurting on the ceiling, scabs and whatever bullshit u can make up. It's such a downer the erection goes down like a flat tire

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. This is not a concern for me. Like I tell all my partners, "HEY...

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"... it may be short, but it's quick."
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[TexasTowelie]

28. The sponge bath nurses are relieved.

[olddots]

29. In most E.R.s in L.A.

if someone shows up with a problem willy they send for the Kardashians to make everything flaccid .

[DeSwiss]

30. For erections lasting for more than 4 hours, look below:

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- That should fix ya right up!

[olddots]

31. now thats scary

I may never get a woody again.