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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo, this 69 year old man who's suing the police came into my office today.
At the end, he said he had to ask me a very personal question.
"Yes, I am circumcised."
"No, not that."
"What, then?"
"I'm going out with this 25 year old woman."
"Do I know her?"
"She's the assistant manager at Subway."
After comparing notes I do know her.
"So what's the question?"
"Does Viagra realy work?"
"How the fuck would I know?!?"
"Oh, ok, never mind then."
He left soon after.
I remain insulted.
Assistant manager of a Subway not good enough for you?
olddots
(10,237 posts)we've got Viagra and maybe the length of a sub , a 69 year old man .....I'm baffled
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Police refused to arrest his Subway manager girlfriend for the fraud, and this is starting to sound like the plot to a lame porno movie.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)Well done. Foot-long only 10 inches after Viagra.
rug
(82,333 posts)leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)then i have to come here and apologize to everyone
siligut
(12,272 posts)Viagra does work, that is why it continues to sell. I am assuming that you are the only smart person he knows and that is the only reason he asked you.
rug
(82,333 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)he figured he could trust.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Were you insulted that this 69 year-old man didn't bring you a nice hot meatball sub, because he had an 'in' and didn't use it on your behalf?
Or were you insulted that this 69 year-old man didn't hit on you after your answering some rather intimate questions?
rug
(82,333 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Probably why he was roughed-up by the police.
hunter
(38,327 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)You have every right to be!