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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsPlease help me select a new avatar. The winner will receive a Major Award.
All submissions will be given due consideration and participants will receive a lovely Parting Gift.
Dr. Strange
(25,923 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)This was the first one I thought of. I don't know why.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Loryn
(945 posts)It is dead quiet, and I just snorted out loud.
Thanks ever so much.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,528 posts)what would I do with a Major if one was awarded to me?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)sarge43
(28,945 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)bluedigger
(17,087 posts)Just bring my gift over. They still have issues at the post office.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Response to ohiosmith (Original post)
Arkansas Granny This message was self-deleted by its author.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Kind of conveys your smart-ass attitude.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Then there'd be two of us/me
or this
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Ginger or Mary Ann?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Lucy or Ethel?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Huntley or Brinkley?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Beau or Jeff?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Shindig or Hullabaloo?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Tweedledum or Tweedledee?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Dum!
Fiddle Faddle or Screaming Yellow Zonkers?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Pat Robertson or Darrell Issa?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Stevie Ray or Steve Vai?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Liberace or Prince Poppycock?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Audrey or Katharine?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Bogie or Mitchum?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Williams or Ruth?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Bird or Magic?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Ali or Marciano?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Marilyn or Anita?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Betty Crocker or Aunt Jemima?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Morris the Cat or Felix the Cat
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Lone Ranger or Zorro?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Butch Cassidy or Sundance Kid
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Tarantino or Peckenpah?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Jack Black or Clint Black
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Jack!
Howdy Doody Show or Mickey Mouse Club?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Mitch Miller or Lawrence Welk?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Skitch or Doc?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Shaved or plucked?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Broadway or Sunset Strip?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Burial or cremation
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Spicoli or Floyd?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Acapulco Gold or B.C. bud?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Meth or heroin?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sam Phillips or Phil Spector?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)OJ or William Blake?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Peter Noone or Howard Hughes?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Cheney or Dracula
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Vermont Maid or Log Cabin?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Ticks or fleas?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Chester or Festus?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Gabby Hayes or Walter Brennen?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Maidenform or Playtex?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Panty liners or tampons?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Liners!
Olives or onions?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Tit or tat?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Soporano or Corleone?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Clowns or serial killers
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Polaroid or Kodak?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Insomnia or narcolepsy?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Okay!
Peking or L' Orange?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)L'Orange.
Peas or carrots?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Freddie Blassie or Gorgeous George?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Boris or Natasha?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Denzel or Billy Dee?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)peppermint of spearmint?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Highland or Lowland?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)French or Italian?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Brie or Camembert?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Dates or figs?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Bird's Eye or Swanson?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Blond or brunette?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Braces or belt?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Loons or lunatics?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)T-Bird or Corvette?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Siamese or Maine Coon?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Davey Crockett or Daniel Boone?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)green or black olives?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Peter and Gordon or Chad an Jeremy?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)The DU Lounge or Ask the Administrators?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Rob Roy or Brave Heart?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Bacon or ice cream?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Spurs or crop?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Hat!
Glinda or Elphaba?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Joan of Arc or Boudicca?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Wavey Gravey or Abbie Hoffman?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Paulie Shore or Carrot Top?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Original recipe or extra crispy?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)curly or straight?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Keds or PF Fliers?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Bulkie or buns
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Panty hose or bucket seats?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Bucket seats
Mice or men?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Marlowe or Hammer?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Elizabeth or Sophia?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Black Beauty or National Velvet?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Decaf or caf
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Pork pie or stingy brim?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Neither!
Tripe or pickled pig's feet
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Mother of pearl or ivory?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Kudzu or a thread that never dies
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Nine and one half weeks or body heat?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Duane or Greg
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Soccer or Rugby?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)pins or needles
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Lou Reed or iggy pop?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Snow White or Cinderella?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Hawthorne or Poe?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Drive or fly
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)James T. Kirk or Peter Q. Taggert?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Colombo or Rockford?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Harvard or Yale?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)mountains or ocean
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sunrise or sunset!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Beast or burden?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Vodka or Gin?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Screws or nails
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Straight or Draw?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)McDonalds or Burger King
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Civiche or Tartare
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Roller or ice?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Ferris wheel or roller coaster?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)gas or electric?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Wing tip or cap toe!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Bottle or can?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Clarice or Hannibal!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)pencil or pen
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Universal or Disney?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Planned or spontaneous
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sarong or moo moo?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Vomit or diarrhea
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Ointment or salve!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Arm & Hammer or Tom's of Maine?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Two Lane Blacktop or Vanishing Point?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)AMC or FX
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Tennessee whiskey or Kentucky bourbon?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)cake or pie
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Scalloped or au gratin?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)jeans or khakis
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Two in the bush,....or one in the hand?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Friday night or Saturday Night
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Shooters or on the half shell?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Muskets or semi-automatics?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Four square or tether ball?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)P's or Q's?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Tommy or Dickie?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)North or south?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Pop cycles or fudge cycles
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Jules Vern or H.G. Wells?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)moles or warts?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Tattoo or piercing?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Lace or leather
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Benedict or Florentine?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Anchovies or pineapple?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Album or LP?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Colonoscopy or tooth extraction?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Up a tree or down a hole?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Fat belly or fat head?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Head cheese or pigs feet?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Pigs feet, if I had to.
Poo poo or pee pee?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Roy Batty or Rick Deckard?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)John Lennon or Mick Jagger?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)First Communion or Last Rites?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Tsunami or tornado?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Hiawatha or Hawkeye?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Hawkeye, I guess.
New York or LA
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Immaculate Reception or Hail Mary?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Satan or Mephistopheles?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Two left feet or all thumbs?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Da Vinci or Rembrandt ?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Henry Drummond or Atticus Finch?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Renaissance or Romanticism?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Deja vu or flashback?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Mayo or sandwich spread
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Race the moon or follow the sun?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Nick Cave or Syd Barrett?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Boston baggies or banana hammock?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Stallone or Ahhnold.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Crest or Colgate?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)snow ski or water ski?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Headphones or earphones?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Headphones
Beer or ale
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Three on the tree or four on the floor?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Wasabi or miso?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Elmer Gantry or Jonas Nightengale?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Dylan or Cohen?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Fred Sanford or Archie Bunker?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)no wait....Sanford
Jerry or Elaine?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Maude Frickert or Aunt Blabby?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Clem Kadiddlehopper or Reginald Van Gleason III ?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Six pack or sweet cheeks!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Udon or somen
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Paisley or plaid?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)In a pickle or up shit's creek?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Pitbull or poodle?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)AM or FM?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Lean and mean or fat and sassy?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Brick or stone
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Tack or Jib?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Flat or fitted?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Miles Bennell or Mathew Bennell?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Migraine or toothache?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Miles or Mathew?
Miles
Mathew
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)vampires or werewolves?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Monkey Shines or Monkey Business?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)lobsters or crabs
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Andromeda Strain or Captain Trips?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Honda or Toyota?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sky dive or Scuba dive?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)William Hurt or John Hurt
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Low and out or High and in?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Teak or oak?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Pancakes or Waffles?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Pearls of swine?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)White clam or Bolognese?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Kitties or puppies
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Foot rub or Head massage?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Blackberry or iPhone?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Kildare or Casey?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Casey was creepy.
Jesus or Buddha?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Wurlitzer or Rock-Ola?
Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)nolabear
(41,991 posts)I can't look, and I can't look away. Axe murderer, right?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,482 posts)...world's ugliest watch:
Dash87
(3,220 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)or the ribald wit of W C Fields
or keep the literary theme and go with Walt Whitman
Of course, you could just use a pic of yourself... 2 outta 3 ain't bad!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)struggle4progress
(118,334 posts)Do you want to say "I'm a Buddhist" ?
Or do you want to say "I'm a space-science kinda guy"?
Perhaps you want to make a fashion statement
Or you might want to share your love of bacon with the world
Maybe you want to attract economists to your posts
Or perhaps you just want to explain what you're looking for in a relationship
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Jeff R
(322 posts)It is everything.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)I love the first one....wolf in chains and bandages... and the snow white wolf!
nolabear
(41,991 posts)'Course I'd need a female version. But those are mighty fine.
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)Here are some more female and femaleish
sarge43
(28,945 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Indi Guy
(3,992 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Moondog
(4,833 posts)lose quite a bit in translation, it ought to be an uncomplicated image.
Assuming, for the moment, that you are actually serious about this (heh, I know, there's one born every minute) two thoughts, or themes, come to mind.
I seem to recall (I am cursed with a reasonably efficient memory) that your screen name is a play on the Nevada Smith character, and that you in fact currently reside in or near Las Vegas.
So.
Nevada Smith leads to Steve McQueen (no, I wouldn't either) or Harold Robbins or "The Carpetbaggers", which, let's face it, in the second decade of the 21st century is probably too obscure.
Which leaves Nevada generally, and Las Vegas particularly. When I think of Nevada I think of geography. Which doesn't shrink down to avatar size all that well.
But Las Vegas has any number of graphically uncomplicated images / icons associated with it. Pick one, either current or retro. Could be a NUDET, a pair of dice, a martini glass, a glam chorus gal, the "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign, a long shot of "The Strip", a b&w simplified shot of the old "Rat Pack", an "above" shot of a blackjack table, etc, etc, etc. Lots to pick from, and you could switch them in and out and still stay on theme. FWIW.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sedona
(3,769 posts)Can there be any other avatar?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Well, leg.
Response to ohiosmith (Original post)
BlueJazz This message was self-deleted by its author.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,482 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,482 posts)...huh, huh... huh?
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)and it looks like you have tons of real good avatars to choose from, but how about a signature line photo?
hee hee!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)lame54
(35,321 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)a kennedy
(29,706 posts)7wo7rees
(5,128 posts)Lead with an ace:
Phil Rivers derping
Olly Moss F-Bomb
Recipes for your coworkers
The Pride of Missouri
Can't Beat This Classic
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Nice suggestions!
Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)csziggy
(34,137 posts)How about this one (original image courtesy of ashling - http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018395513):