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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDoes MiddleFingerMom exist?
Or is he a figment of our collective imagination?
And furthermore, what's with the:
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MiddleFingerMom
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Locut0s
(6,154 posts)Still doesn't prove your existence
MiddleFingerMom
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Go to a theatre where they've been showing it at midnight shows for awhile.
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I guarantee the best time of your life watching a film on the big screen (with your clothes on).
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Make notes of what to bring with you the next time you go.
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OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)to being a virgin.
TrogL
(32,822 posts)MiddleFingerMom
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My friend told me that the theater staff used to go down the aisles spraying people with
lighters, but that the fire marshal must've given 'em crap as they now just yelled at folks
to "PUT AWAY THE GODDAM LIGHTERS!!!!"
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The last item? We compromised and threw little cocktail weenies.
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Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)we were all incredulous ...
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)wherein I try to guess what is going to be at the end of the dots judging by the title.
I'm rarely ever right but never fail to laugh.
Mexican food and rainbow margaritas with MFM in AZ is on my bucket list.
Since it may not be on his, though, I haven't forced the issue.
MiddleFingerMom
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High up on the list.
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WAY up high.
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You are, um...
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... you know...
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... buyin', right?
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Just kidding -- Mexican food and rainbow margaritas would be great (we could take
pictures to embarrass Kali with).
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OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)I think. lol.
I suspect the farther into the rainbow we get the more embarrassing they will be.
Wouldn't be my first.
nolabear
(41,990 posts)And no, he doesn't exist.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)struggle4progress
(118,320 posts)But then the funding ran out, or somebody ran out, or something, so the rest of the story is still all, like, in limbo
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Hey, man, you don't talk to MFM. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind.
He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say
"Hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you.
And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say
"Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? 'If you can keep your head when
all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when
all men doubt you'..." I mean, I'm no, I can't I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's,
he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas
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hay rick
(7,633 posts)If he didn't exist we'd have to invent him.
Locut0s
(6,154 posts)Ohh BAKON!! FEED MEH!!!
Dash87
(3,220 posts)No doubt designed by some mad scientist somewhere with an evil mountain-top lab.
winter is coming
(11,785 posts)we really need to up our game.
lastlib
(23,266 posts)(He's F**king Immortal, yaknow.....!)
applegrove
(118,749 posts)be here as long as the internet survives.