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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMedical advice needed!! I'm not sure what the problem is, but my googling
suggests that it's probably a gunshot wound. Also, I'm having stabbing chest pains, the entire left side of my body is numb, and I've been bitten repeatedly by a large rattlesnake. I also might be coming down with a cold.
Has anyone dealt with this before? What should I do?
GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)petronius
(26,602 posts)they cost an awful lot of money - that's how I know it's working...
GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)And useless against the bleeding.
It's slightly cheaper but just as ineffective as Reiki.
UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)Orrex
(63,216 posts)Or several small ones, perhaps?
petronius
(26,602 posts)were complaining of rattlesnake bites - maybe I caught it from one of them...
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)After biting Petonius it may have slunk off into the brush to die!
How can you be so cruel!?
bluesbassman
(19,376 posts)Wait, are you even on this team?
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)Don't give us that "But I can't reach" excuse. If pets can lick their own nuts for fun, you should be able to suck your wounds to live.
Once that is done, check back in and tell us how you feel. Any further advice requires knowing that the venom is out of your system.
trof
(54,256 posts)trof
Lounge Host
Not really.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Standard reply.
kimi
(2,441 posts)Toss some dirt in the drink and mix in some rattlesnake venom. Stir well, add exactly 1 (one) icecube, and swallow.
Now, you're covered. You'll be fine.
My bill is in the mail.
You're welcome.
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)Suck it up, man.
Ptah
(33,032 posts)Still, liberal application of alcohol is indicated.
petronius
(26,602 posts)Basically it's alcohol + dirt + cayenne + woo - whether it's a rash, bullet, snake, or something else! Wish I'd asked sooner; now I feel silly for paying physicians over all these years...
applegrove
(118,712 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Actually I am a doctor but it's a PhD in Anthropology and I never really stayed at a Holiday inn. But based on my complete lack of qualifications, my professional opinion is that you are well and truly fucked!