Sex after 55--- shit it takes a long time to recover.

[trumad]

And I'm in pretty good shape.

[nolabear]

1. What are you having to recover?

Sofa? Back seat covers? Trampoline?

[Wait Wut]

15. !

[Dr. Strange]

2. Then slow down!

You shouldn't be having sex if you're driving any faster than 20mph!

[Bucky]

6. I can't swive... after 55!

Thanks to Sammy Hagar.

Yes, "swive"... look it up.

[Dr. Strange]

8. I always get nervous when someone says, "look it up" on the internet.

Fortunately, SFW. And I learned a new word.

[Newest Reality]

3. Good to know there

is such a thing after 55. Not too thrilled about long and difficult recoveries, though.

Hope it was worth it

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Do you know how popular testosterone shots are?

I didn't, until I happened to be in my doctor's waiting room one day, and watched dozens of men come in for their shots.
they were parading thru every 20 minutes....seemed like a regular thing.

[trumad]

5. Oh I got plenty of that...

No problem there...

I'm talking more back pain, joint pain, every kind of pain imaginable.

He He.

[El Supremo]

7. Like when you thought Tebow was going to the Dolphins? >>

[madinmaryland]

14. At least that would have put fans in the stands (including trumad)!!

Maybe Tebow will join the Marlins!

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. ahhhh.....gotcha.....

from whence came the best line on a birthday card I found for Mr. dixie's 63rd:
"remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a GOOD thing?"

[trumad]

12. LOL---

My wife and I wake up and look at each other with the look as if someone beat the shit out of us....and trust me, we're rather mild.

[In_The_Wind]

9. It's worth the wait.

[lunatica]

11. That's part of the joy. Every time you move you remember so you live it over and over.

[ismnotwasm]

13. Great-- even more to look forward to.

Thanks.

[liberaltrucker]

16. What is this "sex" that you speak of?

[Ikonoklast]

17. If it hurts, you're doing it wrong.

Unless, of course, you're into that type of thing, in which case you're doing it right, so stopyerbitchin'itsoundslikebraggin'.

[olddots]

18. You people are not good Republicans

and you're going to H-E double hockey sticks !!!!!!!!!

[Moondog]

19. Training.

You need training.