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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Sun Apr 21, 2013, 06:22 PM Apr 2013

Is claustrophobia an excuse for not wearing clothes in public?

I need a good defense!

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Is claustrophobia an excuse for not wearing clothes in public? (Original Post) ohiosmith Apr 2013 OP

It should be. But it won't fly ... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1

depending on what would hold up in court olddots Apr 2013 #2

No matter what he told you, MFM is NOT a lawyer. nolabear Apr 2013 #3

Depends on the laws in the jurisdiction taterguy Apr 2013 #4

Sure, why not? Just tell the judge your clothing came alive and was crushing,...... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #5

Someone closed your front door while taking a shower? Paulie Apr 2013 #6

Probably, but pipi_k Apr 2013 #7

Wouldn't that be 'clothestrophobia'? n/t SeattleVet Apr 2013 #8

Tell them you just got back from the airport. rug Apr 2013 #9

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. It should be. But it won't fly ...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Apr 21, 2013, 06:27 PM

Apr 2013

No matter how many times you run it up the flagpole.

olddots

(10,237 posts)

2. depending on what would hold up in court

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Sun Apr 21, 2013, 06:34 PM

Apr 2013

nolabear

(41,960 posts)

3. No matter what he told you, MFM is NOT a lawyer.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Apr 21, 2013, 06:47 PM

Apr 2013

Oh, and

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

4. Depends on the laws in the jurisdiction

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Apr 21, 2013, 06:51 PM

Apr 2013

Dumbass

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

5. Sure, why not? Just tell the judge your clothing came alive and was crushing,......

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Apr 21, 2013, 06:52 PM

Apr 2013

those most tender parts! Be sure to let us know the court date!

Paulie

(8,462 posts)

6. Someone closed your front door while taking a shower?

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Sun Apr 21, 2013, 07:00 PM

Apr 2013

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

7. Probably, but

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Apr 21, 2013, 07:11 PM

Apr 2013

I would still advise wearing shoes in public.

There's some nasty shit on the sidewalks you don't want to step in with bare feet.

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)

8. Wouldn't that be 'clothestrophobia'? n/t

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Sun Apr 21, 2013, 11:07 PM

Apr 2013

rug

(82,333 posts)

9. Tell them you just got back from the airport.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Apr 21, 2013, 11:21 PM

Apr 2013

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