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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums"Man being interviewed on TV about Boston bombers forgot to hide his huge pink dildo."
"Thank you, random Bostonian being interviewed by the BBC about the bombing suspects, thank you for bringing a small amount of joy into this horrible day. Without you, today would have been entirely free of awkwardly placed dildos, or possibly giant pink joke water bottles, and we would have no one to laugh at. But you, you noble bastard, you have given us someone to mock, someone to laugh at, and something to help us momentarily forget the horrors of this week. Thank you, you awkward little weirdo. Thank you."
http://www.happyplace.com/23282/man-being-interviewed-about-boston-bombers-forgot-to-hide-his-huge-pink-penis-shaped-water-bottle
Yes, this is real.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)fizzgig
(24,146 posts)Moondog
(4,833 posts)BainsBane
(53,032 posts)It was brown though.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)We must consider all possibilities here, and not jump to conclusions, after all.
Baitball Blogger
(46,703 posts)d_r
(6,907 posts)big white board, coffee set up on the table.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Digit
(6,163 posts)That's when it finally made sense...
I don't know whether I need glasses or my brain cleansed.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)SwissTony
(2,560 posts)It's called The Messenger. A young woman won some bed linen. The photographer apparently thought it would nice to take a photo of the happy young woman sitting on her bed, holding her prize (0% pornography in the idea). Unfortunately. the bed she was photographed on had a headboard which had vertical struts. Attached to one of the struts was a pair of handcuffs...
Ooops.
Skittles
(153,160 posts)name not needed
(11,660 posts)We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never your dildo.
ohnoyoudidnt
(1,858 posts)denbot
(9,899 posts)Well played
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)To find such a little, "say what????" type of thing is a blessing in disguise.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)You'd think that someone purchasing a huge dildo would have the good taste to purchase one in an unobtrusive shade, perhaps a soft mint green or taupe.
Bucky
(54,003 posts)Oh, no, I've said too much.
Raine1967
(11,589 posts)lastlib
(23,224 posts)YOU can if you want to, but I ain't gonna! unh-unh, NO!
nolabear
(41,960 posts)BainsBane
(53,032 posts)Not very handy to the bedroom.
Bucky
(54,003 posts)Don't ever change, Bane. Don't ever lose that innocense.
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I guess I live a sheltered life. I keep mine in my nightstand.
Purrfessor
(1,188 posts)A mortar and penis.
ConcernedCanuk
(13,509 posts).
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Hardly a credible "news" source
anyhoo, did anyone follow the link?
only supposed "quote"
""They were quiet, they kept to themselves. They didn't like my big pink novelty dicks.""
big deal, true or not. . . .
CC
alphafemale
(18,497 posts)Ian David
(69,059 posts)SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)There's already a giant pink dildo in the photo labeled "9:05 AM".