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Stuart G

(38,421 posts) Thu Apr 18, 2013, 11:14 AM Apr 2013

Short Joke...about her 40th Birthday..

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

He says, "So what would you like, Sadie? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A
diamond necklace?"

She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much......"
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Short Joke...about her 40th Birthday.. (Original Post) Stuart G Apr 2013 OP

Are you sure her name wasn't Ruth? In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Are you sure her name wasn't Ruth?

Reply to Stuart G (Original post)

Thu Apr 18, 2013, 11:53 AM

Apr 2013

Oh. Right. She didn't divorce Bernie.

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