Post your empirical words of wisdom.

[Baitball Blogger]

Here's mine: If fish have short memories, how do they know when to swarm under the automatic feeder each day, right before the tumbler is set to go off?

[lunatica]

1. Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

Not my words but I think we're going there much faster than we think.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. wish in one hand, shit in the other. see which one fills up fastest.

[Aristus]

3. Let it be...

n/t

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Here's another:

Unless you live in a desert, don't buy green garden tools.

[Ron Obvious]

5. It's better to be rich & healthy than sick & poor.

I speak from experience.

[femmocrat]

6. Dogs will remember every place they ever found food,

but can't remember where they put the ball!