Response to Kim Jong-un with thanks and apologies to the Pythons
THE WORLD: Allo! Who is eet?
KIM JONG-UN: It is Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, and these are my Loyal Advisors. Whose castle is this?
THE WORLD: This is the castle of my master.
KIM JONG-UN: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Eternal President, Kim Il-sung with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
THE WORLD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
KIM JONG-UN: What?
PAK PONG- JU: He says they've already got one!
KIM JONG-UN: Are you sure he's got one?
THE WORLD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
OTHERS: (chuckling)
KIM JONG-UN: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
THE WORLD: Of course not! You are Korean types-a!
KIM JONG-UN: Well, what are you, then?
THE WORLD: I'm the rest of the world! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Supreme Leader-a?!
PAK PONG- JU: What are you doing on the Earth?
THE WORLD: Mind your own business!
KIM JONG-UN: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your countries by force!
THE WORLD: You don't frighten us, North Korean pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly North Korean k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
PAK PONG- JU: What a strange person.
KIM JONG-UN: Now look here, my good man--
THE WORLD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
PAK PONG- JU: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
THE WORLD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
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