Marriage should remain as God intended

[ashling]

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. How else do you think any of those women are going to win a prize like me?

[Paulie]

3. Judges order in leu of prison?

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. 20 yeara to the day after their marriage, Ms MiddleFingerMom was weeping uncontrollably.

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"What's the matter, Snookums?" asked MFM.
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&quot WAIL!!!) if I had taken the alternative of 20 years at hard labor... I'd be a free woman today!!!!!"
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[Paulie]

7. LoL

[Sekhmets Daughter]

2. And the licenses should be renewable every 5 years or so!

[ashling]

5. Don't forget the

eye test

[Sekhmets Daughter]

6. OMG!

That is perfectly hilarious!

[ashling]

8. The object, of course

would be to make sure that the testee can't read past the first line

[Sekhmets Daughter]

9. I am so glad

it was not just my own mean spirited sense of humor that viewed it that way!

[In_The_Wind]

11. I've heard that one before and I agree.

[mercymechap]

10. I can't stand those shows! I watched

one of the first ones and thought it was so fake!

[talkingmime]

12. To hell with that. Just declare the contest over and marry them all!

[jmowreader]

13. I thought you were going to post the Biblical Marriage chart

You've seen it...it describes the fifteen forms of marriage found in the Bible.

There are significant holes in the Adamite marriage tale. Start with the fact God could create an entire world and everything on it out of nothing at all but he had to chop off part of Adam's body to make one measly woman. Then stand back and think: if Eve was made out of Adam does this mean Genesis gives an account of the first hillbilly wedding?

[Myrina]

14. I've never read it, but ... do we know Adam & Eve were actually MARRIED?

There were no clerks of court or priests to conduct a ceremony, so ..... were they just shacking up?
Are Abel and Cain bastards? And Eve the original 'welfare mom' ?

Jus' askin' ....