My fuggin physician is useless. I go to him with my medical problems, and all he does

[struggle4progress]

is prescribe these fuggin bullshizz pills

I say, "Y'know, Doc, I don't want all these fuggin bullshizz pills! I want you to solve my fuggin medical problems!" And he says, "Just take the pills!" except what he really means is "Just take the fuggin pills, dumbass!" He's not fuggin foolin me! He has some fuggin attitude problem

So I wait a while and go back to see him again, and he's all, like, "Did you take the pills?" and I'm, like, "Really, Doc! I don't want all these fuggin bullshizz pills! I just want you to fuggin solve my fuggin medical problems!" and he's, like, "Just take the pills!" except what he's really sayin "Just take the fuggin pills, dumbass!"

It's so fuggin predictable. I don't even fuggin know why I fuggin bother to see him

[Aristus]

1. Fuggin' A!

[struggle4progress]

5. And don't even fuggin get me started on gettin a fuggin emergency refill

of my pain meds after hours, cuz he's just as fuggin useless there too!

I mean, I fuggin call the fuggin office, and I say, "Y'know, Doc, this fuggin prescription I got for these fuggin pain pills back in fuggin 1997 has fuggin run out, just when my arm is startin to fuggin hurt real fuggin bad from the fuggin flu shot your fuggin nurse gave me back in fuggin October, and just like she fuggin said it would!"

Wouldn't you fuggin think a guy who wants me to take so many fuggin pills would be excited to give me some fuggin pills I actually fuggin need?

[Baitball Blogger]

2. PPR his ass for calling you a dumbass.

If only it was that easy, no?

[olddots]

3. So I goes to Doc Freud an say give me some fuggin coke !

he goes " bite me sicko me an my wife's sister got a 8 ball to last us thru Tuesday ."

[In_The_Wind]

6. Is that anything like a speedball?

I was never into coke.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. diet and exercise and a lot of those pills would not be needed ...