Dairy pranks?

[Sheldon Cooper]

I went to the supermarket the other day, and in the dairy aisle there were several signs posted, announcing that 'pranks' would not be tolerated and offenders would be prosecuted. What do you suppose that means - is there a rash of dairy-related pranks going on?

[olddots]

1. I have a few

if you take even a small container of heavy cream and " forgetfully " leave it behind a stack of slow moving items you will create a pungent aroma that can be smelled for isles .

[Earth_First]

2. This:

It's apparently a "thing" right now...

[Duer 157099]

3. Throw all those kids in jail for a few months

Let them laugh it up there. Dicks.

[progressoid]

10. If youtube comments are to be believed, they are being arrested. n/t

[Sheldon Cooper]

12. Good. Not only are they assholes, they're also stupid.

Don't they realize that all stores have security cameras? Did they really think they'd get away with it? I used to work in retail grocery, and aside from the extreme hazard that they caused other shoppers, they also created a giant pain in the ass for the employees who had to clean up after these little ignoranuses. Throw whatever the book would be for this sort of thing at the little knobs.

[Sheldon Cooper]

4. What the fuck????

What a bunch of assholes. Why the fuck would you do something like that? Is that supposed to be funny? All those people who tried to help these knobs could have been hurt themselves.

I guess that answers my question - thanks for the info. Jesus.

[Kali]

6. ok yes I am a sick fuck

I thought those were mostly pretty damn funny. that one kid has some pretty good leg moves and the squeaky shoe sound effects hahahahhahahaha

My best friend in high school would have totally been good at this. Used to do a walk into the door/wall stunt that would horrify the geezers at the mall. I would be

[olddots]

5. wow did those punks forget about skate boarding down flights of metal stairs .

[BlueJazz]

7. Thanks for the info. If I see one of those fuckers pull some shit like that, I'll..

... accidentally fall on their face.
"Ahh geez...man...I'm sorry..I didn't mean to smash your nose in but the milk was mighty slippery."

[Orrex]

8. Oh. I thought you meant cow-tipping.

[In_The_Wind]

9. D'oh! I thought this was about the whipped cream.

[pipi_k]

11. Personally...

I think fruits and vegetable pranks are way more amusing