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Grantuspeace

(873 posts) Sat Mar 16, 2013, 02:10 AM Mar 2013

A "friend" of mine...ahem.... is hoping to get "lucky", should he take the pizza delivery job?

And what tips would you give me....ooops him in his endeavor?
I .....errrr....he already figured out a way to constantly radiate the 70's, boom chicka boom wah, wah, porn music. Is he forgetting anything?

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A "friend" of mine...ahem.... is hoping to get "lucky", should he take the pizza delivery job? (Original Post) Grantuspeace Mar 2013 OP

I once got a bottle of wine for Christmas applegrove Mar 2013 #1

Great story! I'm sure he was so shocked he didn't have a quick answer or thank you. Grantuspeace Mar 2013 #2

Take what you want and leave the rest behind. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #3

Yeah, cutting a hole in the bottom of the pizza box. solemnspace Mar 2013 #4

Or the old cut a hole in the movie theater tub of popcorn ploy? Grantuspeace Mar 2013 #5

Salt? OUCH!!!!!!!!! solemnspace Mar 2013 #7

He needs to wear an open vest without a shirt Generic Brad Mar 2013 #6

The Pizza Dare dr.strangelove Mar 2013 #8

applegrove

(118,682 posts)

1. I once got a bottle of wine for Christmas

Reply to Grantuspeace (Original post)

Sat Mar 16, 2013, 02:19 AM

Mar 2013

from a boss who did not know I was an alcoholic. I didn't want to offend them by not accepting so I took the bottle home. I then got worried I would drink it so when the pizza man came I cluelessly said "do you want a bottle of wine". He said "I can't right now, I have to work". LoL! I explained that I just wanted to get rid of the wine because I was an alcoholic. He thanked me and left. Boy was I embarrased. rotflmao

Grantuspeace

(873 posts)

2. Great story! I'm sure he was so shocked he didn't have a quick answer or thank you.

Reply to applegrove (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 16, 2013, 02:22 AM

Mar 2013

I will bet the wine went to a good and loving home and was much appreciated!

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. Take what you want and leave the rest behind.

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Sat Mar 16, 2013, 08:43 AM

Mar 2013

solemnspace

(66 posts)

4. Yeah, cutting a hole in the bottom of the pizza box.

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Sat Mar 16, 2013, 10:01 AM

Mar 2013

Old fantasy and probably one of the few things in porn that's never happened anywhere except in the Penthouse letters - "This really happened to me..."

Grantuspeace

(873 posts)

5. Or the old cut a hole in the movie theater tub of popcorn ploy?

Reply to solemnspace (Reply #4)

Sat Mar 16, 2013, 10:13 AM

Mar 2013

Imitation butter flavoring? Yes, please. But hold the salt. Lol

solemnspace

(66 posts)

7. Salt? OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Reply to Grantuspeace (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 16, 2013, 01:30 PM

Mar 2013

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

6. He needs to wear an open vest without a shirt

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Sat Mar 16, 2013, 11:12 AM

Mar 2013

Something that would help him display his abs. And low cut jeans. Hold the pizza with one hand and hook his thumb into his front belt loop with the other hand and kind of pull it down provocatively.

No. I have not done this before.

dr.strangelove

(4,851 posts)

8. The Pizza Dare

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Sat Mar 16, 2013, 01:37 PM

Mar 2013

I delivered Pizza (along with a hundred other jobs) to help pay for college. Twice I had the naked dare where some young woman answered the door naked (once) or topless (once) with her friends giggling in the other room saying how they could not believe she did it. I was only annoyed with the totally naked girl because she told me that "this is your tip." The topless girl thanked me for being nice about the whole thing and gave me like a $5 tip, which back in the early 90s, was a great tip considering the Pizza was probably $6 or $7. That was about as "lucky" as I ever got. Good luck to you, er I mean your friend.

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