So the sports fans out there understand what's going on at the Vatican:

[TeamPooka]

The Cardinals have a first round draft pick and they are going for the best "all round Pope" because he needs to play both offense and defense.

[lastlib]

1. First and foremost, can he scramble??

And can he stay "in the pocket" while he's doing it??!?

...and hit cleanup, with power?

[TeamPooka]

3. and defend against the run?

[Paulie]

2. When we see white smoke, would the infield fly rule apply

or a balk?

[lastlib]

4. Watch out for the greenback sneak.......

If they pull that play, can we appeal to the League Commissioner?

[pinboy3niner]

5. Appeals to this Commissioner usually require a sacrifice

[Aristus]

6. He's going to want final approval of the churches he can be traded to.