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Puff of Green Smoke Has Vatican Observers Mystified.
Unnamed sources are suggesting that Kermit the Frog has been elected Pope but the announcement must be delayed until the proper vestments can be made to conform to the size and anatomy of a giant frog. The Rome Zoo has been consulted on the proper diet for a Pope Kermit.
