Naked Florida man professes his love for cocaine

[marmar]

CRESTVIEW – A 21-year-old man who told officers he loved cocaine and needed more cocaine was arrested after he was caught running naked through an apartment complex.

On Feb. 24 the Crestview Police Department received numerous reports from Bel-Aire Apartments about a man running naked and yelling through the complex. At one point he tried to get into a car of a woman and her young child.

When lawmen arrived the man, now wearing pajama pants, leaped onto the hood of the patrol car and wouldn’t get down until ordered. He lay down on the grass nearby, where he made several comments about loving cocaine and needing more cocaine.

Then, he got up and tried to run away. When the officer ordered him to stop, he ran back toward the officer and dove head-first in a slide to the officer. The officer tried to handcuff him but he got away. The officer gave chase. .........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/crime/police-blotters/naked-man-declares-he-loves-cocaine-and-needs-more-1.106369

[bluesbassman]

1. Yeah well, in the immortal words of The Superfreak...

[struggle4progress]

2. don't forget this fact: you can't get it back

the docs say it'll kill you but hey didn't say when

take my advice: you'd be better off dead

it's the worst old habit that i ever had

the doctor says he's comin but you gotta pay him cash

[harmonicon]

3. I get the feeling that he's a really honest soul. That's a guy who really does love cocaine.

I now feel like I only know people who like cocaine.

[OriginalGeek]

4. So as not to be a one trick pony when it comes to posting songs

I give you The GZA.

[ashling]

5. Police let him go because

at least he didn't shit on somebody's roof and masturbate in their living room

[MrScorpio]

6. He should have wrote a love poem to cocaine...

Or at least recorded a mix tape and left it at that.

[talkingmime]

7. Rule number one: Never tell the cops what you are on when you are on it.