Ten Random Pieces of Advice From MrScorpio
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- Although it's true that the best way to generate heat is with friction, never underestimate the importance of good lubrication.
- If you come to a fork in the road, look around for some matching knives and spoons as well.
- It's never too late to learn another language, especially for places that lack an extradition treaty to your home country.
- A kind word and polite conversation may head off the need for U.N. sanctions.
- If you ever find yourself in a situation that you can't get out of, blame your predecessor. However, this works only once. The next time, your successor will be blaming you.
- Just remember, loss of suction is nothing to brag about.
- If you lose something, try and consider it to be a trial separation with an option for divorce. If you're still paying for something that you've lost, think of it as alimony.
- What are you waiting for? That fish taco won't eat itself.
- Do your best to not criticize anyone else's taste in music. Your own 80's phase may come back to bite you in the ass.
- Treat others as you yourself would want to be treated. Sort of like a mutual social hand job.
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- Just remember, loss of suction is nothing to brag about.
...part company with all of your socks, forever.
...what the fuck are you doing not being with the one you love?!
long answer is convoluted and ultimately boring, trust me 
Evah.
