Has anyone seen my penis this morning? And my glasses?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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I'm wondering if the two losses are related.
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[In_The_Wind]

1. no

imo: if you feel around ... you are likely to find both. emo.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

2. Oh no...you need glasses?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Like I said...

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

5. What else woud explain it?

[HappyMe]

4. If they are still missing,

I would phone the proper authorities.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Nothing "proper" about them, I hope.

[HappyMe]

9. The Improper Proper Authorities.

Whatever you do, don't call the Improper Improper Authorities. I heard something about teeth and stomping.

[union_maid]

6. Check the bathroom

Could have left either or both in there.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Uh-oh!!! Think, MiddleFingerMom, THINK!!!

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[ohiosmith]

10. This post was alerted on! The jury possessing a sense of humor unlike the alerter voted 6/0 to

let it stand!
At Sat Feb 23, 2013, 08:13 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Has anyone seen my penis this morning? And my glasses?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018313026

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards</a>.)

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

This is rude.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Feb 23, 2013, 08:22 AM, and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: totally disgusting, a little humor.... I vote keep it
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: You want rude? Go to Meta! Leave it!
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Oh For Fuck Sake! Who alerted this, what the hell is supposed to be "rude" about this.

It's the 21st century, just hide the thread or Ignore the member or trash the forum.

Sheesh! NYC_SKP
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The lounge. The post is, I think, intended to be humorous..and it is, though not the most tasteful I have ever observed. Not rude, maybe crude.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. That's the trouble sometimes with copycat threads...

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... but what the HECK does "rude" mean?
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I hope the alerter's day gets better than it seems to have started.
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[ohiosmith]

12. You sir,....are a kind soul! Much more so than me!

[In_The_Wind]

14. the alerter cannot alert again for 24 hours

Thank you, Skinner !

[ohiosmith]

15. Cool!

[In_The_Wind]

17. my pleasure

for real this time!
not part of our show = teh hot

assholes that alerts just for fun or because of a personal grudge piss me off

[Kali]

21. the 'roo was rude to you

strange alert, for sure

[In_The_Wind]

13. holy shit

>>> JURY


<<< ALERT

[HappyMe]

16. Wtf?

Rude? Juror 3 is right. Meta is where the real 'rude' is, and that's on a mellow day.

Good job, jury.

[In_The_Wind]

18. lol . . . and props to #5

[ohiosmith]

19. I cannot tell a lie,......I was #3!

[HappyMe]

20. Good deal.

Meta needs an "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" sign above the door.

[In_The_Wind]

24. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

maybe Sid will make a sign

ya think

[hay rick]

22. This post was alerted on...

Now that's funny.

Somebody's day:
Got up, got on the computer, went to DU, went to the lounge, opened a MiddleFingerMom post, hit the alert button, got a 0-6 jury verdict and can't alert for another 24 hours. Scratched ass and tried to decide whether to go back to bed for the next 24 hours or go straight to Meta...

[MiddleFingerMom]

23. This "day" made MY day. Thanks.

[A Simple Game]

27. I see someone is jealous of MFM's tag team sponge baths. n/t

[Ptah]

25. These?

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[kentauros]

26. Is it detachable?