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Initech

(100,079 posts)
Fri Feb 22, 2013, 11:26 PM Feb 2013

So Guy Fieri forgets to sign up for the URL for his new restaurant...

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

"The Blitzmas Beast" - Two jumbo Big Gulp Slurpee cups filled with nacho cheese and tied to each other with 25 bacon strips fashioned into a giant bow. Shellacked with Slim Jim aus jus and and topped with a dollop of smoked kitchen leavings.

"Football: The Meal" - Warm broken hamburgers served in a clear plastic bag and enclosed in a large trash bag. Hurled at you from 40 yards."

"Guy's Big Balls" - Snuggle up to two 4 pound Rice A Roni crusted mozzarella balls endangered with shaved lamb and pork and and blasted with Guy's signature Cadillac cream sauce until dripping off the plate. Served nestled inside a tempura pickle with a side of maximum well done duck skin.
Extra Wet Naps - $3.50"


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