"Sex with pit bull" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "sex with pit bull".

[ohiosmith]

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When you die, there will be sex with pit bull waiting to greet you

[In_The_Wind]

1. Sex with pitt bull ~ Take a flying jump

[ohiosmith]

2. Good one!

[In_The_Wind]

3. Imagine these in the baby crib... sex with a pitt bull

[ohiosmith]

5. Yikes!

[In_The_Wind]

15. Ow, sex with pitt bull. She's in her nightie -- just lettin' it all hang out

[ohiosmith]

16. Bwahahahaha!

[In_The_Wind]

21. well. excuse the hell outta me ~ sex with pitt bull

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018312347

[ohiosmith]

22. You're on a roll!

[In_The_Wind]

100. 10 Things Every Bartender Absolutely Hates About Sex with pit bull

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[sakabatou]

4. PA Supreme Court justice Joan Orie Melvin (R) found guilty of having sex with a pitt bull.

[ohiosmith]

6. Hahahaha!

[Gorp]

11. Somehow I wouldn't be shocked to see that in the paper. All three sisters are criminals.

[MrMickeysMom]

96. Joan Orie Melvin joins other family members..

... who even embarrass dogs having sex with a lot of pitt bulls.

[bobclark86]

7. "How much 'sex with a pit bull' was there really in the '60s?" n/t

[ohiosmith]

8. Brilliant!

[Dr. Strange]

24. How much "free love and drugs" was there really in sex with a pit bull?

None. At all.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Of all the other animals on this planet, sex with a pit bull s humankind's closest companion

[ohiosmith]

12. Outstanding!

[Gorp]

10. MiddleFingerMom managed to shoot the first-ever video of sex with a pitt bull.

[ohiosmith]

13. Brilliant!

[Gorp]

20. That might actually be true.

[Taverner]

14. Bull with sex Pitt?

[ohiosmith]

19. Cool!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

17. Anyone remember having sex with a pit bull?

[ohiosmith]

23. Not that I'll cop to!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

26. Feeling prim and proper today are you?

[ohiosmith]

27. As always!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

30. Yeah, right!

[ohiosmith]

31. Except,.....when I'm not!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

32. Honesty is always best.

[ohiosmith]

33. I always tell the truth,.....even when I lie!

With props to Tony Montana!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

34. And you do it so convincingly!

[ohiosmith]

35. My gift!

And curse!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

37. Only a curse

when you begin to believe your own lies!

[ohiosmith]

38. Nice point!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

39. Set or match?

[ohiosmith]

40. Game!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

41. Bowing to the crowd!

[ohiosmith]

42. Well earned!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

43. Have you always needed the last word?

[ohiosmith]

44. No!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

45. Liar!

[ohiosmith]

46. Honest!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

47. I seem to have a vague recollection of this,

I always tell the truth,.....even when I lie!

[ohiosmith]

48. You're flashing back! Likely something you imagined while on a bad trip!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

49. But of course, a flashback. Now why didn't I think of that?

[ohiosmith]

50. You needed a trigger to unlock the long forgotten memory!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

51. Was that the memory of you being prim and proper?

[ohiosmith]

54. Another vicious rumor perpetrated by Libra haters!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

55. Poor baby...mean people telling fibs 'bout you.

But, my favorite person in the whole wide world is a Libra.

[ohiosmith]

56. We have something in common!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

57. Can't imagine what that might be....

Go ahead, I dare you.

[ohiosmith]

59. Your favorite person is a Libra,....your son! My favorite person is a Libra,.....

me!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

60. The abject humility is amazing!

[ohiosmith]

61. I know! Humility is one of my finest qualities!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

62. It outshines all of your other fine qualities...for sure.

[ohiosmith]

63. Your servant!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

64. Really?

[ohiosmith]

65. I don't do windows,...and have to get off every second Tuesday!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

66. Deal!

What services do you provide?

[ohiosmith]

67. They include,...but are not limited to: dusting (high and low), waxing and polishing, carpet care,

and personal shopping!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

69. Personal shopping as well?

How very...thorough...shall we say?

[ohiosmith]

70. Yes indeed! "Satisfaction" is my middle name! Not really! It's Aloyouis,......but that looks stupid

on my brochure!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

71. a brochure...I have not seen said brochure...

care to forward one on?

I'm not sure I have recovered from Aloyouis...

[ohiosmith]

72. They're at the printer,...replacing Aloyouis with Satisfaction!

"Aloyouis" can be quite intoxicating!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

73. Aloyouis, indeed. Did your parents continue to hate you?

[ohiosmith]

74. That's a name I gave myself! I have several! Those who are less sophisticated, like The FBI,

call them aliases!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

75. I'm happy to hear it was not parental abuse.

And you travel incognito as well, I assume....

[ohiosmith]

76. Actually I travel in a Chrysler! I don't like Italian cars!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

77. How sad...I love them.

But not as much as I love the old XKEs

[ohiosmith]

78. It's the radios! I want to listen to English while driving!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

79. ...a philistine

I like to blast Verdi or Puccini myself.

[ohiosmith]

80. Actually! I like the Yankees! Never cared for the Philistinians!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

81. Not the Indians, nor the Reds?

[ohiosmith]

82. True pinstripe blue thru and thru!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

83. They replaced the Dodgers in my affections when we were deserted by those skunks.

My father never forgave them.

[ohiosmith]

84. Hate the Dodgers! Hate all L.A. teams!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

85. Agreed...something else we have in common

[ohiosmith]

86. Libra love,...and L.A. hate!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

87. Balance!

[ohiosmith]

88. Indeed oh wise one! Time to start dinner! It's been fun! Many thanks!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

89. The pleasure has been all mine!

[ohiosmith]

97. Thank you!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

99. *snort*

[Denninmi]

18. The rapper, or the dog?

[ohiosmith]

25. There's a dog?

[Callmecrazy]

53. LMAO! I was just watching a news clip about him...

He's helping to build a charter school in Miami.

[kurtzapril4]

28. Sex with a Pit Bull is my favourite drink.

It's got Bailey's, whiskey, and a splash of cranberry juice.

[ohiosmith]

29. Hahahahaha!

[OriginalGeek]

36. What is your opinion on responding to a sex with pitbull request

text/voicemail you're not interested in?



My opinion is that horny pit bulls shouldn't be allowed to text their amorous intent. Poor thumbless bastards will get all messed up by autocorrect.

[ohiosmith]

58. Bravo!

[Initech]

52. When you die, sex with a pit bull will be waiting for you.

[ohiosmith]

68. Very good!

[jakefrep]

90. Olive garden owner Darden warns on 3rd Sex with Pit Bull.

nt.

[ohiosmith]

98. Brilliant!

[Major Nikon]

91. How NOT to use sex with pit bull

[Major Nikon]

92. Cats have always been the same sex with pit bull, evidently

[HarveyDarkey]

93. Sex with pit bull! Should I set this first date for Saturday or Sunday?

[madinmaryland]

94. "Sex with ohiosmith's pit bull" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include

The Media: It's sex with ohiosmith's pit bull"

[struggle4progress]

95. Even if you don't like the Geico gecko, you'll like sex with pit bull

[a la izquierda]

101. I have a cold. What should I do? Sex with pit bull.

Probably won't help the cold, though.