Dr. MiddleFingerMom, M.D. is only licensed to practice in the State of Meta.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[irisblue]

1. you're gonna be riiiccchhh

beyond your wildest dreams, so don't forget us here in the lounge..

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. oh dear ...

how do we make the owie all better?

[Loryn]

3. You know

That is a comfort to me.

[In_The_Wind]

4. In The Wind will send Dr. MiddleFingerMom's Butthurtologist ASAP.

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[Gorp]

5. That reminds me of a cartoon I saw long ago - "The Proctologist's Nightmare"

Proctologist: "I had the worst nightmare! I dreamt that there weren't anymore assholes in the world."

Wife: "Don't worry dear, there will always be plenty of assholes."

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. In the 70's, I was living in Germany and had a "washroom" with a sink, shower & tub...

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... and a tiny separate "water closet" with just a toilet. National Lampoon had a fake "series" of
articles about trusting your doctor and it was about trusting your proctologist. There was a
full-page picture of a butt mooning you (the doctor) with cheeks spread and an eyeball glaring
at you suspiciously from the obvious place. That page got a place of honor on the wall in front
of the toilet at eye-level (so to speak) when you were sitting down.
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I'd love to find that again.
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[Gorp]

7. I tried to find it but couldn't. Most of the results were your post from April 17, 2011.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Thank you. I had Googled for it before, but didn't have any luck either.

[Gorp]

9. I found a lot of interesting links (text) including a 300+ page document on N.L., but...

the actual picture wasn't included. I have a vague recollection of it and while I still have a lot of late 60's and early 70's MAD, Cracked, and National Lampoon magazines I don't believe I have the issue in question. I'll keep my eyes open for it and if I find it I'll scan a copy for you under "fair use".