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Who wants to live in a world without my ass?
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)[img][/img]
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)wat? Oh...my ass....nobody wants to see that.
Although a little TMI confession. Last night my wife and I went to painting class where you drink beer and wine and ostensibly get taught to paint a picture. We had to be there on time so I had her pick me up at work and bring a change of clothes as I didn't want to paint in my work clothes. We have a minivan with very dark tinted rear windows and it was raining and dark at the time anyway so I jumped in the back to change clothes while she drove. I admit I enjoyed riding around au natural. I probably stretched that changing longer than I needed to.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Ptah
(33,032 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)Well? Do THEY???
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)He never seems to notice the farting, though. Maybe he's just being polite, seeing as how I do notice when he farts
kentauros
(29,414 posts)then you've never had a colonoscopy.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Lady in my ass. (ew)
My ass in black! (that's a little better)
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)LolololololoL
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)MicaelS
(8,747 posts)If not, then I need to get a bigger ass.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,695 posts)my ass seems to have been remembered.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)I think of this guy. I think he asked how it could be worse than to live in Death Valley, then it started raining.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)"political"
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)mokawanis
(4,443 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts),... my ass!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kudzu22
(1,273 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kurtzapril4
(1,353 posts)Thank you, mystery person!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Recovered Repug
(1,518 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)name not needed
(11,660 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Taverner
(55,476 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)borrows photographer's camera to take hilarious self-portraits
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)My evil plot succeeded...
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Because My Ass would win every time?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)Thank you! This is one of the best "replacement" threads yet on myassunderground.com!
Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)Oh wait, I misread the quotation marks. Okay...
I've Just Eaten my ass.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)datasuspect
(26,591 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)backwoodsbob
(6,001 posts)my uncle freebased cocaine off my ass with Sherman Hemsley in 1978
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)12-foot snow penis
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)hay rick
(7,626 posts)Especially the sleeping bag part.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Grantuspeace
(873 posts)But then again, maybe it's better you get credit for this one? Lol
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)I am surprised that no did this one yet.
trueblue2007
(17,228 posts)oh 2nd thought.... this isn't funny.
oh i don't care
don't care, my ass!!!
trueblue2007
(17,228 posts)gosh i love tina fey
CrazyOrangeCat
(6,112 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Response to ohiosmith (Original post)
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)Cue the monster music!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)are all sitting on my ass!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)butt only with you, kentauros. [img][/img]
Turbineguy
(37,346 posts)every day.