Ever civic-minded, MFM is, as we speak, headed for the NorthEast to provide emergency taxi service.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[In_The_Wind]

1. I_T_W is changing the sheets in the guest room now for MFM.

What should I_T_W buy while shopping to help MFM feel at home?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I'll tell you what I need!!!

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The only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just an ashtray. And a paddle game.
An ashtray and a paddle game and that's all I need. And a remote control. An ashtray, a
paddle game, and a remote control, and that's all I need. And some matches. The ashtray,
and some matches, and a remote control, and a paddle ball. And a lamp. The ashtray, a
paddle game, and a remote control, and a lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need
too. I don't need one other thing, not one. I need this. A paddle game and a chair, and a
remote control, and some matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you
think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
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An ashtray, a remote control, a paddle game, and a magazine, and a chair.
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And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
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(MFM's dog growls at him.)
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I don't need my dog.
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[In_The_Wind]

5. Duly noted: matches, ashtray, chair, magazine . . .

what is I_T_W going to do about getting a paddle game.

The only paddle games I_T_W knows about
probably wouldn't be to MFM's liking.

[siligut]

17. Surely you jest

Those are just the kind of paddle games he is hoping for.

And be glad he isn't bringing the dog.

[In_The_Wind]

18. D'oh

[siligut]

20. Aw, hey, there's all sorts of paddle games

One never knows

[libodem]

8. What about the chair

And the thermos? You know you need those, too.

[backwoodsbob]

2. lol

good one

[LiberalEsto]

4. Ever safety-conscious,

MFM even wears a flashing warning light on his head to keep moose from straying into his path.
Good job!

[Baitball Blogger]

6. Sorry to see that, MFM.

If I were ever to get within hand shaking distance of a man that feels comfortable naked in the snow, it would cause a scientific anomaly similar to instant combustion. Like when matter and anti-matter meet.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Naked? Nah,,, that thong is insulated.

[libodem]

9. Good

We don't need no stinkin' cold shrinkage.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

10. thank god you're here. They expect me to show up for work tonight!

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Work, schmirk... I'm here for emergencies -- like getting you to and from the bar!!!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

13. *chuckle* *snort*

Sidetrip to the Sushi joint?

It takes a lot of sushi to get through this gig!

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Eeewshi, Schmushi!!! It takes some meaty BBQ to plow through all the snowdrifts of life!!!

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I thought everyone would just know that pulled pork is much more my style.
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... so to speak. Y'know?
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[BlancheSplanchnik]

15. for your....

MANwich?
















"Ohhhhhhhhhh, Dinty......MORE!"

[siligut]

19. Oh my dog, that's funny

[lunatica]

12. At least his heads are warm

[ZRT2209]

16. love your username

[nolabear]

21. Jeez, and I thought sticking your tongue to a metal pole was dangerous!

Woof!