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Yavin4

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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 03:07 PM Feb 2013

And on the 9th day, God said: I need something small and furry to lord over the humans.

So he made cats.

God said: I need something that will make the humans waste endless hours filming, posting, looking at on the internet, and sharing with their friends. So he made cats.

God said: I need something that will tear into perfectly good roll of toilet paper for no apparent reason. So he made cats.

God said: I need something that will use the litterbox right after it is cleaned. So he made cats.

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And on the 9th day, God said: I need something small and furry to lord over the humans. (Original Post) Yavin4 Feb 2013 OP
Amen. God did good. 840high Feb 2013 #1
I need a foolproof way to keep the sofa industry thriving... agracie Feb 2013 #2
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