Movie quotes that resonate.

[Baitball Blogger]

"If there's one thing worse than Clamydia, it's Florida"
Easy A.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. "Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Something like that, from the Shawshank Redemption.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. That's a great movie too.

Though I don't know if it deserves the back to back treatment it receives from one of the networks. There was awhile there where you could find it playing on any day of the week.

[DebJ]

2. As you wish

Such a clear simple statement of love

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Princess Bride.

A movie that was replete with great quotes.

[DebJ]

4. My children memorized it and we quote it all the time.

No one can ever say "It's possible"........without adding 'pig'.

[NewJeffCT]

23. Inconceivable!

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[EastTennesseeDem]

6. "I'm tired, boss."

[CurtEastPoint]

7. Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.

[datasuspect]

8. "YOUR FUCKING WORD DON'T EVER GO OVER MY FUCKIN HEAD AGAIN!"

YOU MUDDERFUCKER YOU!!!!!1111

[Baitball Blogger]

13. That was some good acting in that movie.

[Denninmi]

9. Ah, my go-to film:

Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.

[Baitball Blogger]

14. That is one of the top remembered quotes from that movie.

[timesup]

10. Men in Black

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky animals and you know it."

Men in Black had a good quote every few seconds, but this one is my favorite.

[Initech]

87. I love that movie.

My favorite:

"Arkellian battle rules kid. First we get an ultimatum then a warning shot and then we get a galactic standard week to respond."
"A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?"
"One hour."

MIB 3 is great too if you haven't seen it.

"OK so you know how your kid won that goldfish in the baggy at the school fair and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you told your kid that it ran away but what you really did was flush it down the toilet? This is what happens. Don't lie to your kids."

[lastlib]

11. "Mongo only pawn in game of life..."

Blazing Saddles--SO many quotable lines!! But that's the best one and my favorite.

[Ron Obvious]

93. They're just good and simple people...

"What did you expect? They're just simple, good people. You know, morons."

I probably mangled that quote but it always made me laugh.

[lastlib]

96. "...these are people of the land...the common clay of the New West...."

(For a long time, I had a memory of him saying, "you know--Mormons.&quot

[undeterred]

12. Oh no sir. its completely baked.

In response to "Sounds pretty half-baked to me"

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

15. Killer trivia:

What was the 4 digit number on the back of the bus at the end of the movie?

[undeterred]

20. Are you here for an affair?

I don't remember the number. But in college I knew all the lines in The Graduate.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

21. Plastics!

[undeterred]

25. Is this your first time?

Look, maybe we could do something else together. Mrs. Robinson, would you like to go to a movie?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

28. Well...

Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.

[undeterred]

29. Benjamin, Isn't there something you want to tell me?

Benjamin: Tell you?

Mrs. Robinson: Yes.

Benjamin: Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really.

Mrs. Robinson: The number.

Benjamin: What?

Mrs. Robinson: The room number, Benjamin. I think you ought to tell me that.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

30. Mrs. Braddock: What makes you think she wants to marry you?

Benjamin: Oh, she doesn't. To be perfectly honest, she doesn't like me.

[Wounded Bear]

16. "I think we're gonna need a couple more FBI guys."

[Broken_Hero]

69. Die Hard nt

[ohiosmith]

17. The all time best!

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[Baitball Blogger]

26. I've been trying to find a good quote from the movie Django, but I can't

find one for him.

[Duer 157099]

18. "Say 'what' again"

[nomorenomore08]

71. "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of!"

Those early Tarantino flicks are chock full of quotables. Many of which I could never, ever repeat on this website.

[sir pball]

84. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie..

..but I wouldn't know 'cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfucker.

[GoCubsGo]

19. Cole me on the panny sty.

Bob Costas: ...I'm sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole — Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: ...Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!

[Wounded Bear]

22. Deserve's got nothing to do with it...

Will Penny-Unforgiven

[mokawanis]

24. I'm your huckleberry

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

[Separation]

27. It's got electrolytes!

Joe and Rita had three children, the three smartest kids in the world. Vice President Frito took 8 wives and had a total of 32 kids. Thirty-two of the dumbest kids ever to walk the Earth. OK, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind, but he got the ball rolling, and that's pretty good for an average guy.

[Grantuspeace]

31. "I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living shit outta you."

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[Baitball Blogger]

32. That was hilarious!

Remember this one:

[Grantuspeace]

41. Love that movie too! Love Slim Pickens!

[Agschmid]

33. My sig line...

From Vendetta.

[Kennah]

34. From "Swimming With Sharks"

"Life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does not conquer all."

Perhaps Kevin Spacey's best film, but that's a tall order because everything he does is magnificent.

[Baitball Blogger]

35. That's a good line.

Actually, better than most from Tremors, which I thought were quite good.

Earl Bassett: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
Valentine McKee: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.

[charlie and algernon]

36. "I wanted to run out of that tunnel for my dad to prove to everyone that I worked..." "PROVE WHAT?"

Rudy: That I was somebody.

Fortune: Oh you are so full of crap. You're 5 feet nothin', a 100 and nothin', and you got hardly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years. And you're also gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this lifetime, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody - except yourself. And after what you've gone through, if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen.

[Baitball Blogger]

39. Poor Rudy.

I know another Notre Dame alumni who went over the edge. He probably ended up in the wrong circle.

http://www.sec.gov/news/press/2011/2011-268.htm

[KurtNYC]

37. "Why does 'naked' make it Art?" - Matthew Modine's character in 'Short Cuts'

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f*ck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!" Col Kurtz, 'Apocalypse Now'

"I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies." -Gone with the Wind

[charlie and algernon]

38. And a couple from Big Kahuna

Phil Cooper: It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or 'How to Make Money in Real Estate With No Money Down.' That doesn't make you a human being; it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore; it's a pitch. And you're not a human being; you're a marketing rep.





Phil Cooper: I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face.

[Baitball Blogger]

40. Pretty heavy.

Thanks.

[charlie and algernon]

43. That's a fantastic movie.

Basically a three man play with Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito (who plays Phil Cooper), and Peter Facinelli. They play three sales reps at a business conference trying to get an important businessman (the big kahuna) to buy their products. Pretty much the entire movie takes place inside their hotel suite and there's a ton of introspective dialogue.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0189584/

[hobbit709]

42. Anybody else want to negotiate?

[Baitball Blogger]

44. Fifth Element

[a la izquierda]

76. From one of my favorite movies. Nt

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

45. "Face it Flounder,

you fucked up"- Animal House

[tk2kewl]

46. And there was a time in this country, a long time ago,

when reading wasn’t just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

[Kingofalldems]

47. "Coffee's for closers..."

[kelliekat44]

48. "Sometimes the majic works, sometimes it doesn't."

Winner if you can tell me from what movie.

[Baitball Blogger]

50. Give me a clue.

[Kennah]

55. Little Big Man

[kelliekat44]

61. WINNER!!!!!

[ashling]

49. This quote definitely resonates

at :58 in the clip:

[Baitball Blogger]

51. That was a sweet movie.

Hope it means you have a similar quandary.

[ashling]

52. No, I just thought that the Lou Gehrig speech was a good example of resonance

[Baitball Blogger]

53. Oh, you!

LOL!

[Art_from_Ark]

54. "Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords

is no basis for a system of government"

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

89. Must be a king.

- Why?
- He hasn't got shit all over him.

[Art_from_Ark]

91. We dine out here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

[Socal31]

56. "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Don't call me Shirley"
"It looks like I picked the wrong day to stop (insert increasingly harmful substance here."

That whole movie is just full of them......



"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

That one is actually relevant to today, the first movie I quoted is just too hard to avoid quoting in a movie thread.

[Loryn]

64. I can make a hat!

A brooch, a pterodactyl!

[Honeycombe8]

94. Loved that movie. nt

[Kennah]

57. How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants

Once Upon A Time In The West

[Rincewind]

58. One of my favorites from

Silverado " I got there right before too late".

[DFW]

59. "Nervous?"

Old Lady to flight-spooked former pilot Ted Striker: "Nervous?"
Striker nods.
Old Lady: "First time?"
Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

[bif]

60. "Death is so final." At Elvis' gravesite.

From Spinal Tap.

[Dr. Strange]

82. Too much fucking perspective!

[kelliekat44]

62. Really loved this OP nt

[Scuba]

63. "God damned Army."

[kwassa]

65. To describe people with a lack of vision

"All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view."

White Men Can't Jump.

I've used this quote many times.

[csziggy]

66. What a filthy job.

[Kennah]

67. "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

[Downtown Hound]

68. "Hey man, there's a beverage here!"

[VOX]

72. The Dude abides.

[Broken_Hero]

70. There are a few movie quotes that stick with me

that I use in daily life. Some of them are rather stupid lines, but they resonate with me.

"Fuck, even in the future nothing works!"-Spaceballs

"Its megamaid sir, she's gone from suck to blow"-Spaceballs

"He is Conan, Cimmerian, he won't cry, so I cry for him."-Conan the Barbarian(arnie version)

"Pink...uh sorry Miss Lane didn't mean to embarass you"-Superman the Movie

"Otisburg?!?!?! OTISBURG!?!!!"-Superman the Movie

"I've got one question, in 27 parts"-Back to School

"I can't, I've got to return some videotapes"-American Psycho

"Now thats one big pile of shit"-Jurassic Park

There are a lot more than resonate with me, most of them goofy and stupid.

My favorite current one is my sigline, from the upcoming Man of Steel movie, its Jor-el talking to Kal as a baby....

[VOX]

73. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

As said by President Merkin Muffley (played by the great Peter Sellers) in the "Dr. Strangelove."

Other great lines from this classic:
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." -- Base Commander Jack Ripper (Sterling Hayden)

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, uh, depending on the breaks." -- Gen. Buck Turgidson (George C. Scott)

More by Sellers as the title character:
"The whole point of the doomsday machine...is lost if you keep it a secret!"
"Sir! I have a plan... [stands from his wheelchair] Mein Führer, I can WALK!"

[Sherman A1]

74. +1000

Great movie!

[Baitball Blogger]

75. "The whole point of the doomsday machine...is lost if you keep it a secret!"

I could use a twist on that one.

[a la izquierda]

77. "I happen to like nice men."

And my all time giggle favorite: "I teabagged your drum set!"

[Pryderi]

78. "What we have here is failure to communicate" -Cool Hand Luke nt

[Pryderi]

79. "Don't forget that most men with nothing would rather protect

the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor." - 1776

[progressoid]

80. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad

[Tommy_Carcetti]

81. I always thought that Easy A quote was a cheap shot.

But whatever.

[Dismalindistress]

83. from The Big Chill

Michael: I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex.
Sam: Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex.
Michael: Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?

[sir pball]

85. I love lamp!

nt

[busterbrown]

86. Because This is The Business We have chosen........

Go get em Hymie........

[Initech]

88. "When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the park..."

"In front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy!"
"That was a Shakespeare In The Park production of Julius Caesar you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!"

The Naked Gun

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

90. "Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

from Blade Runner


And a couple from Donnie Darko:

Donnie: I made a new friend.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.

Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Rose Darko: Kitty, do you even know who Graham Greene is?
Kitty Farmer: [scoffs] I think we've all seen "Bonanza."

[Wounded Bear]

92. "Some days you skin the bear, some days the bear skins you"...nt

[mykpart]

95. Three favorites:

"F**k him; he was trash." The Jagged Edge

"You get f**ked at the drive-thru!" Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon

"F**k that shit!" The Rose

(I think a pattern may be emerging here.)