Cats DO have a job. Believe it or not... they accept that. And they're very, VERY good at it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. yes, they do and yes, they are. thanks, I needed this.

[GoCubsGo]

3. It's one of many jobs.

Mine also doubles as a masseuse, an alarm clock, and a bed-warmer. She used to be a great bug exterminator, too.

[trueblue2007]

4. thanks 4 the smile

[TexasTowelie]

5. Thanks.

My black tomcat didn't come home last night. I'm worried about him because he has only done this once before. I'm hoping that he will show later tonight.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. He'll come home again the first time she asks him to help with the dishes.

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NoName, in the 8 years or so I had her, slipped outside about 8 times.
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leave for work. I was a mess all day worrying about her, but she was
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[TexasTowelie]

9. He didn't make it in last night either.

There was a party about a block away on Saturday night and I have a suspicion that somebody there may have went after him since Mario is a black cat. I'll keep my fingers crossed, but I have a bad feeling.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I hope he's alright. Did he have a collar/ID tag. Someone may have taken him in...

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[Demo_Chris]

7. Meh. Cats suck. The only cat I ever loved ran away and never came back

She always wanted to be around me. She would even hop in the shower and sit there getting wet. She'd even hop into the bath and hang out with me. Then one day she snuck out the door and never came home. Broke my heart. I played it off like I didn't care, but I did.

I have another cat now, and I try to be her buddy, but she doesn't care.

I like dogs. You can hug them and they hug you back.

[TexasTowelie]

10. The female cat that I have is like that.

Nice calico cat that I've had since she was born about two years ago. She is a lap kitty and yes, she will hug me back!

[Demo_Chris]

12. But mine left and never returned...

First cat I've ever actually liked. I mean, most cats seem to get along with me okay, they like me well enough. I am the human equivalent of dry catfood -- I'll do in a pinch. But this cat tricked me, she ACTED like she was my little buddy then ran away.

Now dogs are different. For some reason I get along with them marvelously. I've never had any problem understanding them or getting them to understand me. I wish I was HALF as good as dogs seem to think I am. Cats, it seems, know better.

So anyway, you can keep your fuzzy heartbreaking hellspawn traitors, and I will stick with loyal squeezable ruppies.

[Arugula Latte]

8. Aww. Cats are the best. I can't live without 'em.

I need at least three at all times. I only have two now and I'm jonesing for another.

[In_The_Wind]

13. I agree, Cats are very good at all they do, most of the time but:

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