16 things only a total jerk would do

[AsahinaKimi]

You exit the grocery store, looking around for where you left your car, and then you see it. A shopping cart is careening through the parking lot, possessed by gravity and headed straight for your car. You're too far away to stop it, and internally you curse the person who didn't take two minutes to put it in the cart holder. We all know the type: the total jerk. Well, here are 15 other things only a jerk would do. Take a look, and see if you've ever been that guy — the one everybody hates.

more of these that make you say.. uhuh!
http://now.msn.com/photos-of-things-jerks-do

[ZombieHorde]

1. Funny. nt

[AsahinaKimi]

3. This has happened to me..

And I totally got soaked.

[ZombieHorde]

4. Lame! I hope it didn't happen on a cold day. nt

[AsahinaKimi]

7. It only rains in the winter..

in San Francisco.. I had five blocks to walk home. I took a hot shower just to warm up when I got home.

[ZombieHorde]

8. Sounds miserable. I bet that hot shower felt great. nt

[AsahinaKimi]

12. yeah much better than

cold muddy water.

[rug]

6. I did that one day.

I swear it was an accident.

[intaglio]

27. Interesting, as that happened in the UK

The driver of that car can br prosecuted, IIRC.

Driving without due care and attention.

BTW does anyone else reckon Audi drivers have become the new Volvo drivers?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

2. The shooping cart scenario actually happened to me just recently.

Another dent I could have lived with, but this particular lucky shot took out my turn signal.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

5. I call it

My To-Do List

[struggle4progress]

14. It's like a handy manual!

[arcane1]

9. For some reason this reminds me of the BART Idiot Hall of Fame

I've had a few of those happen to me, especially people taking up two spaces in a crowded garage.

[Ron Obvious]

10. Based on that cart example...

Based on that cart example, it seems most jerks shop at Costco...

[krispos42]

11. XKCD addressed #5 very nicely

[Incitatus]

13. lol

I don't get double parkers. While I wouldn't damage another person's property, I know there are a lot of people out there that will. I'd would think their vehicle is more likely to be damaged intentionally by double parking than accidentally by parking normally.

[Populist_Prole]

15. I hate that shit

Arseholes leaving shopping carts whereever they feel like. Around here mostly done by able bodied smug redneck college punks that wear short pants and those stupid blue/white striped sandals during the winter. While I was visting my mother she did the same thing and I really laid into it to her. It's just that bad and selfish behavior that absolutely incenses me. Then again, I'm such a prude that I believe changing lanes without signalling should result in a flogging and tearful trite admission and apology as to why one was inconsiderate should be the rule of the day.

[Art_from_Ark]

16. I would actually be quite embarrassed to do any of those things

And driving while distracted with an electronic gizmo is downright dangerous.

[In_The_Wind]

17. Another . . . uhuh moment here:

http://now.msn.com/car-parked-in-edinburgh-construction-site-alice-robertson-takes-funny-photo

[progressoid]

22. Haaaahahaha.

A Mercedes too!

[AsahinaKimi]

25. he is lucky the car wasn't bulldozed.

[In_The_Wind]

26. ha ha ha ha ~ I'm so glad you had the time to post the photo.

Thank you

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. I don't see the problem with the scooter

One shopper, one parking place. What's the problem? The big SUV next to it probably also conveyed one shopper.

[progressoid]

23. Me either.

Around here the problem is so many monster trucks and SUVs that you can barely fit a normal car between them.

[valerief]

19. Only thing missing is the jerk taking up a handicap space with an unhandicapped labeled car. nt

[Duer 157099]

20. #17

Web developers that make web pages that use so many scripts that those of us who use Script Blocking have to turn them on one by one, guessing which one will finally unlock the images to view, until we finally give up and get off that page.

[bluedigger]

21. I'm afraid to click the link.

[progressoid]

24. This is a variation of my daughter...

For her, it's a cabinet full of empty cereal boxes.