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Bucky

(54,033 posts)
Wed Jan 30, 2013, 07:01 PM Jan 2013

Now that I'm all single again, what should I do?

After a year and a half of being exclusive with one girl, I got da bomb last week. I've been thankfully busy the last two weeks, so it's not a particularly painful break up. But now that things are slowing down, I gotta ask, what's next? What should I do now?


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Go on and get back up on that horse again.
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Go on and get back up on that bike again.
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Go on ahead and dive into that sea again.
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Dust yourself off and climb on back up that tree again.
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Strap some velcro to your inseam and jump back into that tumble-dryer again.
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Hitch up your drawers and toss yourself back into that mosh pit again.
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Grease down your body and slither one back into that snake pit again.
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Get on your horse, ride after that Nazi caravan, and get that fucking Ark back.
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Cut the barb wire, hop over that fence, sneak into that bunker, and hitch a ride on the old ICBM again.
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Hitch up them lederhosen, groom-shave your poodle, polish off your tuba, and get on out there to the oompah festival of life.
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Now that I'm all single again, what should I do? (Original Post) Bucky Jan 2013 OP
Materbate more often. Lionessa Jan 2013 #1
You apparently missed my subtext. Bucky Jan 2013 #2
No latin just a twisted sense of humor and snark. Lionessa Jan 2013 #5
That's why we have DU in our lives Bucky Jan 2013 #8
jeez...REALLY? trof Jan 2013 #3
Oh puleeze, a tad too serious, aren't you? Lionessa Jan 2013 #6
No, I agree with the (intended) advice Bucky Jan 2013 #7
date trof Jan 2013 #4
This is Texas. Bucky Jan 2013 #9
Oh hell, I didn't know. Sorry. trof Jan 2013 #11
Introduce yourself to Rosie ... Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 #10

Bucky

(54,033 posts)
2. You apparently missed my subtext.
Wed Jan 30, 2013, 07:55 PM
Jan 2013

And I fervently hope there's not a Latin pun buried in your advice.

Bucky

(54,033 posts)
9. This is Texas.
Wed Jan 30, 2013, 08:04 PM
Jan 2013

If we ain't using needlessly complicated metaphorical language, partner, then we ain't talkin

trof

(54,256 posts)
11. Oh hell, I didn't know. Sorry.
Wed Jan 30, 2013, 08:12 PM
Jan 2013

I'm a Texan-by-marriage.
I even used to own a pair of boots and a big hat.
Just tryin' to fit in, ya know.
Good luck, bud.

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