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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNow that I'm all single again, what should I do?
After a year and a half of being exclusive with one girl, I got da bomb last week. I've been thankfully busy the last two weeks, so it's not a particularly painful break up. But now that things are slowing down, I gotta ask, what's next? What should I do now?
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Go on and get back up on that horse again. | |
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Go on and get back up on that bike again. | |
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Go on ahead and dive into that sea again. | |
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Dust yourself off and climb on back up that tree again. | |
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Strap some velcro to your inseam and jump back into that tumble-dryer again. | |
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Hitch up your drawers and toss yourself back into that mosh pit again. | |
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Grease down your body and slither one back into that snake pit again. | |
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Get on your horse, ride after that Nazi caravan, and get that fucking Ark back. | |
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Cut the barb wire, hop over that fence, sneak into that bunker, and hitch a ride on the old ICBM again. | |
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Hitch up them lederhosen, groom-shave your poodle, polish off your tuba, and get on out there to the oompah festival of life. | |
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Now that I'm all single again, what should I do? (Original Post)
Bucky
Jan 2013
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Lionessa
(3,894 posts)1. Materbate more often.
Bucky
(54,033 posts)2. You apparently missed my subtext.
And I fervently hope there's not a Latin pun buried in your advice.
Lionessa
(3,894 posts)5. No latin just a twisted sense of humor and snark.
Bucky
(54,033 posts)8. That's why we have DU in our lives
trof
(54,256 posts)3. jeez...REALLY?
nice
Lionessa
(3,894 posts)6. Oh puleeze, a tad too serious, aren't you?
Bucky
(54,033 posts)7. No, I agree with the (intended) advice
I fear I may be falling below my quota.
If we ain't using needlessly complicated metaphorical language, partner, then we ain't talkin
trof
(54,256 posts)11. Oh hell, I didn't know. Sorry.
I'm a Texan-by-marriage.
I even used to own a pair of boots and a big hat.
Just tryin' to fit in, ya know.
Good luck, bud.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)10. Introduce yourself to Rosie ...