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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHeh. I called Obama a "Muslin"
on huffpo and some people didn't get it.
It's the little things in life ya treasure.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Vladimir Linen.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I will now! lol
Thank you!
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)he worships Satin.
Response to EastTennesseeDem (Reply #4)
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pipi_k
(21,020 posts)to denimize him?
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Now I gotta find some horrible ads from the 70's with denim everything.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I love you guys
AnneD
(15,774 posts)when you posted. Technology and alcohol don't mix.
edited to add: never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person-fight fair.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I was about 2, 2-1/2 sheets to the wind.
retread
(3,763 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)stringing you along...
That was bad....I'm out of puns. DAMMIT!
This thread is hanging on by a....thread.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)AnneD
(15,774 posts)over 300, otherwise they will see right through you, you pill you!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)kurtzapril4
(1,353 posts)It's knot what it seems to be, at first.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)the crewel tapestry.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)we can't spin our way of this tangled skein.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I'm totally out of fabric puns.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Oh, what a tangled web you wove...
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Sometimes, a useless thread like this is...well..not so useless.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)FIBER!
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Nothing like a large dose of fiber to get things moving.
kurtzapril4
(1,353 posts)I'm sure you told them how you felt.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I will not let them needle me either.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Damask if you do, and damask if you don't
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)are cut from the same cloth.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Some would even say DUers are brilliantine.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)googling brilliantine
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)thank you
Iggo
(47,571 posts)This thread turned out to be about three times longer than I expected it to be, and it was STILL funny at the end!
Nicely done, kids.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Like a fine poly-cotton blend.
Iggo
(47,571 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,819 posts)unraveling of this work I can make myself a sweater coat.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/95403564/girls-coat-puggle-dream-coat-reserved
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,819 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)she would go apeshit over that.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)kitteh!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)it's not a thread until a kitteh shows up.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Fortunately, I think this thread is also Godwin proof.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)KITLER?!
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)You broke the thread!
AnneD
(15,774 posts)how this thread turns out.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I'm a frayed knot.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)decided to bolt!
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Perhaps this thread has come to the end of its rope.
(I'm actually quite pleasantly surprised it got this many comments though, lol)
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,369 posts)Ok, not all bad.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Are there really any GOOD puns?
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,369 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)looming on the horizon.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)so warped!
marzipanni
(6,011 posts)the woof.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)seersucker'd
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...Newt Gingham.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)He's a hounds tooth in sharkskin, that's for sure.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Polly, Esther and Lee sure suit this thread well.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Burl Ap
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...Al Paca.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)eom.
Joey Pants.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)67 posts, laughed my butt off, and I am the only one giving this a kick...
Have you give up this thread for lint?
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)No thanks. I'm....agknotstic.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)No sense in trying to make a silk purse from a sow's ear.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I was actually trying to fit that saying in earlier.
Looks like you've got that one all sewn up.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)work velvet into this thread, but I just don't have the nap.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Corduroy is another one that's proving to be difficult...
It will take some time to iron that one out.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Too funny!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022215460
riderinthestorm
(23,272 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)wifout ye fine lads and lasses.
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)A mighty good looking Flag!
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)It's gonna be a mix of so many different materials...which is a good thing.
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Bucky
(54,084 posts)I'm pretty sure you've covered all the available puns by now.
So maybe it's time to quilt.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Save the terrycloth because we're not ready yet to throw in the towel.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)But I have been known to spin a yarn or two.
HA!
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)for helping me laugh when I REALLY needed it.
This was fucking awesome.
Thank you all SO very very much.
2ndAmendmentRights
(13 posts)???
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)the end of the road.
This thread has gotten too edgy and probably cannot be selvaged...
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Unfortunately.
No matter how much we shuttle back and forth, it appears that all the loose ends have been tied up.
Seriously though. This was very fun, thanks!
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I agree.
I even bookmarked it for future reading.
PS...I hope wool all meet up again like this sometime soon.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Might be awhile, my pun reserves are depleted after all this work, lol.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Don't be a chintz. You'll be loden up on moire reserves in no time. Soon you'll be bobbin and weavin' again, embroidering your posts out of whole cloth. I felt you had it in you all along.
As someone once said, "Don't re-pleat, re-load!"
http://www.burdastyle.com/terms
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)perhaps you're right, my elasticity might keep me from being buttonholed.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Awl be heartbroken. Our batting average has been pretty good, though some buckled early (of course, I may be biased). But, baste on past experience, I gather we may yet have a few more contributions. And if not--well, just placket!!! We'll get over it, I'm shirr.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Just take all my ennernets. You earned it.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Nice team effort by all. Thanks for the thread.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Unless he gets clotheslined.
Sorry, kinda lame, but I just had to try it on for size.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)From fabrics to sewing terms to laundry. It duz hit the spot!
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Time to relax, lighten up, and take a softener approach.
We're using memes now? Rut-roh...
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)This can get kinda rough and tumble. Still, he's smart enough not to fall into their trap. Last thing he wants is to engage in a vicious cycle. He will meet the enemy and give them no quarters.
littlemissmartypants
(22,819 posts)great a yarn as this. I'll check back after I watch Gingham Style one more time and bet there will be another seer sucker or poor foulé that has visited here and fallen victim to this viscous thread's appeal. Lamé as it may seem, it actually percales in comparison to others. Sateen here reading it again, still laughing. I'll be back and in stitches again.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)For such an excellent post, I suspect you must have pulled a Lance Darnstrong
"Gingham Style," lol!
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)It's sew true, and not just for carpentry.
kurtzapril4
(1,353 posts)When the crewelty caused me to have a serge of disgust. There is no way to selvedge the discussion at this point.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Just when I think this thread has frayed past the point of no return...it proves me wrong, it's like it's held together by some sort of double stitching, to keep it from coming apart at the seams.
littlemissmartypants
(22,819 posts)rags or riches it makes no difference. I will fondly remnant the good times and that timely phrase... a stitch in line saves the rhyme... or something like that... did someone just clothes the lid and why are my glasses bubbly (like my personality) ???
AnneD
(15,774 posts)casting purls before swine, or twine.
If knitting can be considered cloth....we have a whole knew ball of yarn to work with.
This might end up as the thread that never ends.